Acid leaks. Exploding barrels. Jars of mysterious substances. Books that whisper obscenities. Torn wallpaper patched up with patent applications. The...
Let's just say I'm not very fond of the patent system. My way of dealing: making Patent Blaster, a sidescrolling explodey kind of game based on awful patent art come to life. Your mission: invalidate those patents using any means necessary.
Elephants charge at you with a stick of color acting like a lightsaber, before falling to your superior flamethrower, but not before they’re resurrected and your cackling evil twin erupts on the scene, literally flying in all directions, just above the hovering hollow bear with a freeze ray. I love games in which each second of gameplay can be described as thus; it’s delightfully ridiculous.
Chris Priestman, Indie Statik
...strange, juicy, and fun... The visual style of this game is unique.
Indie Game Hunt
It's released under the MIT license for the code and a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported license for most of the assets. You can get the details - and the code - on GitHub. You can still buy the game by clicking this well-crafted link.
And remember: hover-elephant is watching.
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@jzellis Sounds fine to me. Regex clearly unnecessary.
4hours 8mins ago
@bartwerf To elaborate on that, opinions are fine but you cannot really retract tweets. So don't tweet angry, or half-formed ideas.
8hours 33mins ago
Might try writing a tiny game using lwjgl3 tonight. Need to figure out what to build future games on. Slick2D is not a long-term option.
8hours 36mins ago
@bartwerf Share a heavily edited view with the public that cuts out a lot of cursing and things I may change my mind about later.
8hours 39mins ago
@BlackIceTheGame Yeah, very much this. Getting confused about your place on an imaginary tiny social ladder is v. stressful.
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Mar 25 2015, 6:54pm
My newest ship design being on fire while a turtledove flies by, watching. T.co
Mar 25 2015, 5:56pm