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Zombie Football Carnage

Game review

A terribly rote high score survival game with upgrades. The lack of a familiar control scheme and spotty controller GUI support detracts even further.

1

Amazing Zombie Defense

Game review

This disgusting excuse for a horde survival game lacks any intuitive system of use. If the mouse position is going to be used as an aiming device, I'd like to know where it is, at the very least. The animations are laughable, and the graphics are at best early 2000. It fails in every regard.

2

Bird Assassin

Game review

A Serious Sam type 2d sidescroller that could easily be found on Kongregate.

9

Micron

Game review

Easily controlled puzzle games that introduce new mechanics (or re-introduce forgotten ones) are usually quite fun. Even more so if one prefers the music.

1

Croixleur

Game review

After playing a dungeon delver like Recettear and MMOs like Pirate King Online, The quality of this title shouts of mediocrity for the 2008 era, let alone current day. Even for a straightforward action title, this can't be considered interesting as it adds nothing to the genre. I could even say it detracts. The developers could take a few pointers from the other games that they've played, if they have indeed playtested anything other than their own.