News - Retirement Home Roundup

Have you ever wanted to shoot tapioca pudding from a brightly-colored gun? Have you ever wanted to bounce old people off of walls? Have you ever wanted to do both of those things at the same time while wearing a cowboy hat? Well, look no further. Retirement Home Roundup has all of this and more. Your goal in this endeavor is to safely escort all of the home's elderly residents onto the bus for a field trip. You may be thinking, "How hard could this be?" Well, things such as exposed wiring disagree with your optimism. Did we say exposed wiring? Most certainly, because they can die from electrocution. So if you're up to take on a challenge such as this, look no further--this is your game!