Join Tex Rustington as he rounds up the retirement home crowd to go on fun field trips around town.
Have you ever wanted to shoot tapioca pudding from a brightly-colored gun? Have you ever wanted to bounce old people off of walls? Have you ever wanted to do both of those things at the same time while wearing a cowboy hat? Well, look no further. Retirement Home Roundup has all of this and more. Your goal in this endeavor is to safely escort all of the home's elderly residents onto the bus for a field trip. You may be thinking, "How hard could this be?" Well, things such as exposed wiring disagree with your optimism. Did we say exposed wiring? Most certainly, because they can die from electrocution. So if you're up to take on a challenge such as this, look no further--this is your game!
Hey guys, it's the big day. You can now visit our downloads section to get your copy of Retirement Home Roundup! We hope you have as much fun playing as we had making it. Please tell us what you think in the comments.
We've put our heart and soul into this game for five months. Since its inception, we knew it would be a funny game you couldn't get mad at if you lost. We went out of our way to make most of what happens not make any sense as much as possible, from the Batman references to what happens when you hit a 10-person combo. You'll be in stitches as soon as you start this game up.
Finally, we'd like to thank you guys for showing your support and interest in Retirement Home Roundup. Thanks to you guys, our game is as awesome as we could possibly make it. We hope you enjoy it.