Project Zomboid is an open-ended zombie-infested sandbox. It asks one simple question – how will you die? Whether surviving in Knox County free-roam or controlling Indie Stone mascot Baldspot in his quest to save his injured wife Kate – death is always a certainty. Quite how long you manage to put it off is another matter…

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THRRRPT
THRRRPT Aug 30 2011, 6:47pm says: Online

Wait, you're telling me that some people DON'T take hammers to bed?

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Rapsis
Rapsis Feb 10 2012, 7:39am replied:

Am I the only one who finds all these comments completely unfunny?

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E14K
E14K Feb 13 2012, 3:14pm replied:

yes.
yes you are :p

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Raehtik
Raehtik Feb 29 2012, 12:50am replied: Online

Nah I'm with you. (This is on level with that crossbow to the shin joke.)

A piece of advice for you gentlemen who absolutely adore memes - applying a strict formula to humor and and then reiterating that phrase ad nauseam with a slight change deteriorates its comedic value after the 100th time.

Example -

John: "Hey Bill! I herd you liek Variable X!"

Bill: "Ahaha! ...Hey.. psst.. Tim.. I heard John has a girlfriend."

Tim: "Whoa... Hey John! I herd you liek Variable Y! Haha! See what I did there??"

You guys are witty, that's all I'm saying. Applying math to comedy is such a good idea.

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Flash112
Flash112 Aug 31 2011, 11:14am says:

pfff... I take a sledgehammer and a drill to my bed...

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Kizzycocoa
Kizzycocoa Sep 1 2011, 7:50am says: Online

pff. hammers are overrated. axes are the way to go.

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Blue_Dust
Blue_Dust Nov 5 2011, 8:53pm replied:

What about umbrellas?Umbrellas are good too!

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hogsy
hogsy Sep 2 2011, 8:40am says:

I sleep with my chainsaw at night.

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hgnhfseae
hgnhfseae Apr 12 2012, 4:35pm replied:

Oh yeah? I sleep with my chainsaw turned ON.
Done it like a hardcore....

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BunkerBear
BunkerBear Sep 3 2011, 3:55am says:

Oh yeah? Well I wear my Sunglasses at night.

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lambda462
lambda462 Oct 17 2011, 7:35am replied:

Your vision is augmented?

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E14K
E14K Feb 13 2012, 3:16pm replied:

It makes you more cool by 200%

(o^_^)b

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SEKCobra
SEKCobra Sep 4 2011, 7:40am says:

"Press Kit" not really.

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bootinshello
bootinshello Sep 14 2011, 5:09am says:

mate its all about the lawnmower

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lisac2k
lisac2k Sep 17 2011, 5:20pm says:

Mauls!

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Onkeen
Onkeen Oct 2 2011, 10:48am says:

Pillows ! (Your wife love them =D)

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SithMasterJason
SithMasterJason Nov 23 2011, 3:34pm says:

[pillow gun 300 tread count 300 dead count awwwwwwwwyeaaaaaaahhhhh !!]

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madman125
madman125 Nov 28 2011, 6:00am says:

i always keep an automatic shotgun under my pillow

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ImperialKaskins
ImperialKaskins Nov 28 2011, 11:44am says:

I just keep dusk. LOL

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BartiZz
BartiZz Jan 10 2012, 1:53pm says:

i always take my ***** named update with me in bed.

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