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Wait, you're telling me that some people DON'T take hammers to bed?
Am I the only one who finds all these comments completely unfunny?
yes.
yes you are :p
Nah I'm with you. (This is on level with that crossbow to the shin joke.)
A piece of advice for you gentlemen who absolutely adore memes - applying a strict formula to humor and and then reiterating that phrase ad nauseam with a slight change deteriorates its comedic value after the 100th time.
Example -
John: "Hey Bill! I herd you liek Variable X!"
Bill: "Ahaha! ...Hey.. psst.. Tim.. I heard John has a girlfriend."
Tim: "Whoa... Hey John! I herd you liek Variable Y! Haha! See what I did there??"
You guys are witty, that's all I'm saying. Applying math to comedy is such a good idea.
pfff... I take a sledgehammer and a drill to my bed...
pff. hammers are overrated. axes are the way to go.
What about umbrellas?Umbrellas are good too!
I sleep with my chainsaw at night.
Oh yeah? I sleep with my chainsaw turned ON.
Done it like a hardcore....
Oh yeah? Well I wear my Sunglasses at night.
Your vision is augmented?
It makes you more cool by 200%
(o^_^)b
"Press Kit" not really.
mate its all about the lawnmower
Mauls!
Pillows ! (Your wife love them =D)
[pillow gun 300 tread count 300 dead count awwwwwwwwyeaaaaaaahhhhh !!]
i always keep an automatic shotgun under my pillow
I just keep dusk. LOL
i always take my ***** named update with me in bed.