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Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history.

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17 comments by feillyne on Mar 3rd, 2014

Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history.


Disclaimer

GS is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

FAQ

Q: bro are u srs

A: Yes.

Q: When is the release date?

A: We don’t have an exact release date yet, all we have for now is Spring 2014. However, when we have an exact release date, we’ll announce it and post it here!

Q: Will there be multiplayer?

A: Sadly there will be no multiplayer, we are using NVIDIA PhysX and Apex for our in-game physics, which gives us amazing and realistic physics, but it would synchronise terribly in multiplayer. With multiplayer, we'd have to remove 90% of the physics, all destructible objects and a lot of our favorite features.

Q: Mac/Linux?

A: We don’t have any plans for Mac/Linux support at this time, but if it’s requested a lot, we might add it after release.

Q: I have an idea! Add open world and police and animal control and spaceships…

A: Goat simulator was made as a small game jam game and that’s how we want to keep it. We will polish the game up (but keep the funny bugs of course!), but we want to keep the core gameplay small and silly. Hopefully the game can make you laugh for an hour or something. We are, however, working on Steam Workshop support so people can edit in their own levels in the game!

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Want to experience the goat wonder before anyone else? Pre-order now at the official site of Goat Simulator and get access to the game three days before release.

Goat Simulator is currently being developed by Coffee Stain Studios, the makers of Sanctum and Sanctum 2.

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Glasgow_Smile Apr 25 2015, 4:02am replied:

buy the game on Steam

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SeanBurkeGaming Mar 13 2015, 9:39pm says:

This games awesome, I made a video for it on YouTube, check it out if you wanna :)
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I have it on steam, and let me just say it is super crazy and fun.

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I WANNAAAA PLAY IIIIIIIIT D=

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Goat Simulator
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Coffee Stain Studios
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Released Mar 29, 2014
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Highest Rated (3 agree) 9/10

This game is an incredibly funny... skating game? Performing amazing tricks with a goat is incredible, and the bugs make the game even funnier (they funniest ones got actually left by the creators). If you like doing silly stuff in games like GTA you'll like Goat Simulator, unfortunately it's sad that the fun will last only for some hours (the city is not that big...). Luckily the time challenges, objectives and the hidden goat statues to find can keep up the fun for some more. And remember that…

Apr 3 2014, 10:19am by RainbowGamerLite

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RT @NWR_James: Where are we as a society that goat simulator is a boxed retail product at target T.co

Apr 27 2015, 2:05am

Goat Simulator on iOS and Android was just updated with some new content! YAY patch notes are here: T.co

Apr 23 2015, 2:20am

RT if you can't believe Goat Simulator is actually running on the Xbox 360

Apr 22 2015, 1:53am

@AH_Jade be strong

Apr 20 2015, 5:15pm

@FancypantsTV you're not alone bro

Apr 20 2015, 5:15pm

@Ronald_ducking yeah sure, everyday

Apr 20 2015, 5:07pm

A Story About My Uncle (http://t.co/b3JvoeDm1h) is 80% off for a limited time on Steam! Grab it while there's still copies left!

Apr 20 2015, 5:05pm

@TTDxFuZ1oNzx nope. Goat simulation is way to advanced to be able to run properly in online multiplayer.

Apr 20 2015, 5:03pm

RT @MaxxieBytes: The goat in Goat Simulator is a better protagonist than any of the Three in GTA5. Plus she's cuter than you.

Apr 17 2015, 2:50am

When is Goat Simulator for Xbox coming? RIGHT NOW LIL' BUDDY, RIGHT THE HELL NOW ITS OUT TRAILER: T.co

Apr 17 2015, 2:20am

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