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Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history.

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Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history.


Disclaimer

GS is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

FAQ

Q: bro are u srs

A: Yes.

Q: When is the release date?

A: We don’t have an exact release date yet, all we have for now is Spring 2014. However, when we have an exact release date, we’ll announce it and post it here!

Q: Will there be multiplayer?

A: Sadly there will be no multiplayer, we are using NVIDIA PhysX and Apex for our in-game physics, which gives us amazing and realistic physics, but it would synchronise terribly in multiplayer. With multiplayer, we'd have to remove 90% of the physics, all destructible objects and a lot of our favorite features.

Q: Mac/Linux?

A: We don’t have any plans for Mac/Linux support at this time, but if it’s requested a lot, we might add it after release.

Q: I have an idea! Add open world and police and animal control and spaceships…

A: Goat simulator was made as a small game jam game and that’s how we want to keep it. We will polish the game up (but keep the funny bugs of course!), but we want to keep the core gameplay small and silly. Hopefully the game can make you laugh for an hour or something. We are, however, working on Steam Workshop support so people can edit in their own levels in the game!

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Pre-orders

Want to experience the goat wonder before anyone else? Pre-order now at the official site of Goat Simulator and get access to the game three days before release.

Goat Simulator is currently being developed by Coffee Stain Studios, the makers of Sanctum and Sanctum 2.

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where is the download button? i wanna download this.

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This game is amazing!

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how to download peoples please help!

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buy the game on Steam

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Highest Rated (3 agree) 9/10

This game is an incredibly funny... skating game? Performing amazing tricks with a goat is incredible, and the bugs make the game even funnier (they funniest ones got actually left by the creators). If you like doing silly stuff in games like GTA you'll like Goat Simulator, unfortunately it's sad that the fun will last only for some hours (the city is not that big...). Luckily the time challenges, objectives and the hidden goat statues to find can keep up the fun for some more. And remember that…

Apr 3 2014 by RainbowGamerLite

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