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Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history.

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17 comments by feillyne on Mar 3rd, 2014

Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history.


Disclaimer

GS is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

FAQ

Q: bro are u srs

A: Yes.

Q: When is the release date?

A: We don’t have an exact release date yet, all we have for now is Spring 2014. However, when we have an exact release date, we’ll announce it and post it here!

Q: Will there be multiplayer?

A: Sadly there will be no multiplayer, we are using NVIDIA PhysX and Apex for our in-game physics, which gives us amazing and realistic physics, but it would synchronise terribly in multiplayer. With multiplayer, we'd have to remove 90% of the physics, all destructible objects and a lot of our favorite features.

Q: Mac/Linux?

A: We don’t have any plans for Mac/Linux support at this time, but if it’s requested a lot, we might add it after release.

Q: I have an idea! Add open world and police and animal control and spaceships…

A: Goat simulator was made as a small game jam game and that’s how we want to keep it. We will polish the game up (but keep the funny bugs of course!), but we want to keep the core gameplay small and silly. Hopefully the game can make you laugh for an hour or something. We are, however, working on Steam Workshop support so people can edit in their own levels in the game!

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Want to experience the goat wonder before anyone else? Pre-order now at the official site of Goat Simulator and get access to the game three days before release.

Goat Simulator is currently being developed by Coffee Stain Studios, the makers of Sanctum and Sanctum 2.

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The first release. Only removes profanity in quest text at the moment.

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where do i download it FOR FREE with no viruses ad craps

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erxer Sep 10 2014, 1:36pm replied:

go ******* get a job and buy it

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Kriegtooth Jun 9 2014, 11:49pm says:

Good game, but needs some mods. I want new stuff to run around and destroy!

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Goat Simulator
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Coffee Stain Studios
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Released Mar 29, 2014
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Apr 7 2014, 11:20am by anders1319

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Nov 21 2014, 8:21pm

Goat MMO Simulator is now live! If it isn't downloading automatically already, try restarting Steam and it'll work. GO BE A GOAT!

Nov 20 2014, 12:40pm

Here's an interview the @verge did about Goat MMO Simulator with @Arminposts: T.co

Nov 20 2014, 12:26pm

T.co

Nov 20 2014, 9:02am

Join a Goat Simulator t-shirt design contest. Design a cool shirt, win fat stacks of cash yo T.co

Nov 18 2014, 10:49pm

Goat Simulator's latest expansion will also feature unlockable skins, such as this one T.co

Nov 18 2014, 8:56am

also there will be mermaids T.co

Nov 17 2014, 4:16am

New official trailer is out - this is Goat MMO Simulator! T.co

Nov 17 2014, 3:13am

T.co

Nov 17 2014, 2:16am

This is the third screenshot of our upcoming free expansion for Goat Simulator. WHAT IS COFFEE STAIN UP TO?!?!?!?!?! T.co

Nov 15 2014, 11:49am

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