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Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history.

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17 comments by feillyne on Mar 3rd, 2014

Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history.


Disclaimer

GS is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

FAQ

Q: bro are u srs

A: Yes.

Q: When is the release date?

A: We don’t have an exact release date yet, all we have for now is Spring 2014. However, when we have an exact release date, we’ll announce it and post it here!

Q: Will there be multiplayer?

A: Sadly there will be no multiplayer, we are using NVIDIA PhysX and Apex for our in-game physics, which gives us amazing and realistic physics, but it would synchronise terribly in multiplayer. With multiplayer, we'd have to remove 90% of the physics, all destructible objects and a lot of our favorite features.

Q: Mac/Linux?

A: We don’t have any plans for Mac/Linux support at this time, but if it’s requested a lot, we might add it after release.

Q: I have an idea! Add open world and police and animal control and spaceships…

A: Goat simulator was made as a small game jam game and that’s how we want to keep it. We will polish the game up (but keep the funny bugs of course!), but we want to keep the core gameplay small and silly. Hopefully the game can make you laugh for an hour or something. We are, however, working on Steam Workshop support so people can edit in their own levels in the game!

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Want to experience the goat wonder before anyone else? Pre-order now at the official site of Goat Simulator and get access to the game three days before release.

Goat Simulator is currently being developed by Coffee Stain Studios, the makers of Sanctum and Sanctum 2.

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The first release. Only removes profanity in quest text at the moment.

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diegotorres1234 Jun 17 2014, 4:23pm says:

where do i download it FOR FREE with no viruses ad craps

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erxer Sep 10 2014, 1:36pm replied:

go ******* get a job and buy it

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Kriegtooth Jun 9 2014, 11:49pm says:

Good game, but needs some mods. I want new stuff to run around and destroy!

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Mindora May 12 2014, 8:04am says:

i think that it could be great to do the game on mac os x. But in fact it is just my oppinion so do what you want to do :)

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Goat Simulator
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Windows
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Coffee Stain Studios
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Released Mar 29, 2014
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Highest Rated (2 agree) 10/10

SO FAB

Apr 7 2014, 11:20am by anders1319

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Comedy
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Latest tweets from @coffee_stain

@dick_952000 we’ll definitely support the game with more stuff, don’t worry :)

13hours 9mins ago

@sachinbahal make sure you are logged into the same account as you purchased the game from.

13hours 17mins ago

@AuthorWinn we are going to investigate that. Some devices download the wrong textures it seems..

22hours 56mins ago

@ShayElis1 what device are you playing on and which OS version?

Sep 20 2014, 11:46am

A Story About My Uncle is currently 66% off at @humble store T.co

Sep 19 2014, 6:29pm

@dotmariusz interesting. We will try look at it, thanks for reporting.

Sep 19 2014, 4:31pm

@Luigi64128 no release date yet. We will let everyone know when we can.

Sep 19 2014, 4:31pm

@wesblockspits what tablet are you on?

Sep 19 2014, 2:59pm

@dotmariusz sounds strange. Which version of iOS do you run?

Sep 19 2014, 2:59pm

@mamunsalem9000 we support all our games, so yeah we will update it :)

Sep 19 2014, 2:59pm

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