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The year was 2012, as the United States fell into econonomic depression after it's recession, and everyone turned emo, well, they gtfo'd off the world stage. The only country which was not affected by this economic melt down, was, surpisingly, China. They were left in this world as the last true world power, and now, they were going to take over the world.
Russia, on the other hand, reinstated communism, and drove itself out of any trouble this world economic meltdown would cause.
Seeing Russia as a potential threat, China decided to launch a pre-attemptive strike. Utilizing it's new underground army transport system, they took a strong offensive against their communist neighbor. Now, it's communist vs communist, in, the apropriatly named, Communist Theater, which would ignite the most lols inspiring World War ever, yeah, we're talking plastic tanks, soviet space stations, and superweapons of doom.
Load your guns and get into your uniform, comrade, it's time to pick your side, and get your self on that battlefeild, make us proud, because if you don't, we'll send you to the factories for the rest of eternity.
Good luck, comrade.
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Intercom: Comrades! Comrades! The premier has requested you all come to the media room immediately!
Premier: Ok comrades, good to know you're all seated. Now, today is a very special day, because today, is a media blowout!
Chinese Soldier: But Premier, what is a media blowout?
Premier: A media blowout, comrade, is a day where I reveal to you, the viewer, some things about the
upcoming game, Lol War: The Commie Theater!
Chinese Soldier: Wow, we must have a very generous Premier for him to generously let us view this information!
Premier: Yes I am generous, now stop sucking up, shut up, and listen!
Ok, comrades, first things first, we must share how a person will make the money in this game. The answer: Money tree's! Yes, money trees, it turns out money DOES actually grow on them, and these money tree's will be our main source of income during this war, they are conveniant, and you can safely extract the monies off of them.
There are two types of money tree's:
Regular Money Tree:
And Silver Money Tree:
As you can probably tell, silver money trees are more valuable then regular money trees. Also, these trees are shown in their form when they are captured by Chinese, the currencies change when Russians capture the trees.
Of course, these trees need somebody to capture them, and China and Russia know this, but China got a head start today by reveiling their capturer first, the Chinese Businessman!
Seems as if China finally put to use those annoying Hong Kong captalist pigs, am I right, comrades?
Now, we I only have one more thing to share, and that, you might've noticed if you've had a good eye, but taking it that nobody has posted yet, I'll assume that you all have bad eyes. What am I talking about? I am talking about the Lol War: The Commie Theater Forums! There you can post things, talk with fellow comrades, and give critiscism and suggestions to the game so far! To access it, click the forum tab in the list of tabs for this game up there.
Ok, that's al-
!!WARNING, WARNING, NEW COMBAT UNIT DETECTED!!
What's this? The alarm! Settle down comrades, it's nothing to fea- Oh shit.
The Russians have just revealed, the Motherland Tank!
We've only got this picture to show you, comrades, but it's enough to show you what we're dealing with:
Hmm... By the looks of it, this tank's more then a match for any situation, it's armed with artillery, and a flag! Oh, also, it's got a cannon, but seriously, the flag's more intimadating.
Anyways, that's all for now, comrades. I know, exciting blowout, amirite?
Chinese Soldier: NO YOUR NOT!
Premeir: Gaurds, teach this comrade a lesson about inside voices. Anyways, for unit profiles and more, go check out the full Mod DB page for this game!
May the motherland give you it's blessing, comrades.
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= =Good job
It's not completely dead, however, I can't say it's what I'm working on.
Its Dead? BOO!
click where to play this game????
When MIGHT this game come out? It look epic!
When time ends...
Lol, joking.
I'm going to pull of a Blizzard and give it a release date of "When it's done."
is your avvie a character also?
Nah, that was for a mod I had made for RA3.
and the game will be like Metal Slug? moving your dude with the ^>< and killing everybody?
... but it will have campaing for all factions right?
and i dont know how you are doing the game but maybe a FPS part or something like here
Indiedb.com
It will be more like "Renegade meets Battlefeild meets Mario meets Metal Slug meets A Pretty Strategically Balanced game."