Epic Metal Knights Flash game

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"Strange things happen in epic metal town.
Outbreaks of rebellion arise between demons
shaking the foundations of an economy
based on slavery and debt
And the princess, 42 years old, ugly as hell,
has not yet found a husband
when you, the thirty-first epic metal knight,
get called before her father King Burger, epic metal sovereign."

"Epic Metal Knights: war, love and other nonsense" is an old style point and click comedy adventure game, set in a fantasy world inspired by epic metal songs.

• About 31 epic-fantasy-ridiculous backgrounds to explore;
• more than 31 embarassing characters to interact with;
• less than 31 super cool extraordinary magic powers, like telekinesis, expired milk and the unusual collecting gaze;
• music by Nanowar of Steel, the only true metal band of power iron might steel, nikel and other heavy minerals.

~ CHARACTERS ~

~ The Thirty-first epic metal knight ~
The protagonist.
Lazy and selfish, he cares only metal, cigarettes and breakfasts.
The fate of the world is in his hands.
~ General Otto Von Mayhem ~
The glass-eye hero of eyeglass.
Highly decorated military.
He lost both his eyes due to the sharp corners during the nightstands' war.
~ The princess ~
The son, er.. the daughter of King Burger, epic metal sovereign.
She wants to marry a manly true epic metal knight, like you.
~ Violet ~
The only character that seems to care about the fate of the world.
She's the voice of conscience that the protagonist continues to ignore.
~ The succubus ~
The not so secret desire of many epic metal knights.
~ King Burger the second-two ~
The bard sings: "Walking on the hill,
with the crown of steel
Going to macdonald,
to eat an happy meal"

~ THE WORLD ~

~ Epic Metal Town ~
Appeared out of nowhere, is a steampunk metropolis powered by demonic energy. Demons slaves provide advanced technology, banks and money.
~ Castle Hill ~
Where King Burger lives. The center of the epic metal power.To enter you must offer to the King some delicious food.
~ Forest of Minerals ~
The source of all the true metal.Steel, Iron, Nickel and all the metals of the periodic table.
~ Graveyard of Glory ~
Epic metal knights don't die, but while waiting to wake up from the long nap, they rest here.
~ The Poop Lake ~
Only demons go here.
~ Dragon's Lair ~
A sentient cave, in which dwells an obese pigeon dragon.