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This summary will teach how to live! ( if I get any hate, I'm sorry, this is A JOKE!!! not real life )

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Here is: HOW TO LIVE! By: Potato999


how to live? It's SIMPLE as Apple!

JUST FOLLOW THESE STEPS :D

1. Be born from your dad

2. Grow up by drinking hopeless milk

3. Rip out your d*ck

4. you should be 12 by now... In that case...

5. Where shoes ( but no pants )

6. Be 36 ( Years old )

7. Go to Freddy's and then go away after putting ONE foot in the entrance ( or whatever )

8. Repeat steps: 90-41

9. Be 100 years old

10. Die

11. Go F*ck Yourself


The End!

by: Potato999

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Imthepurpleguy
Imthepurpleguy - - 1,116 comments

Ok

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TheMegaPieGamer
TheMegaPieGamer - - 25 comments

I've been living all wrong. XD

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matt123451
matt123451 - - 23 comments

my life is a lie

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BadMeme27
BadMeme27 - - 1,542 comments

Seems legit :P

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FuntimeWeesnaw
FuntimeWeesnaw - - 207 comments

Okay

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DrøpTheBoop
DrøpTheBoop - - 144 comments

I haven't lived the correct way yet.

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CaelM
CaelM - - 68 comments

Well... Everything I do is wrong as I can see...

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Freddybear1147
Freddybear1147 - - 82 comments

Wel my life's a lie

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VirtualBill
VirtualBill - - 293 comments

where shoes??? wear. lol

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EditedFox1226
EditedFox1226 - - 510 comments

NO!

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ᔕᑕᑭ-096
ᔕᑕᑭ-096 - - 240 comments

This is how to live a life.
1. Be borned
2. Find a sexy mate
3. Have 170 kids each year
4. Be naked for the rest of your life
5. Die

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foxy2006
foxy2006 - - 75 comments

sad

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