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We are pleased to announce your search for the next big video game is over. Yup. We did it America. High-fives all around. Finally your tax dollars have been put to good use as millions were invested into R&D to create the ultimate game experience. No longer will you spend your precious hours at night looking for a game! We've created everything you could ever want into one awesome package. You're welcome. Introducing the best game that has ever been announced: The Colony.

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What is The Colony", you say?

To that I respond, "Whaaaaa? You've heard of Star Wars but not heard of The Colony?!"

Well, just because you asked nicely and we've known each other for some time, I'll forgive this slight to our friendship and tell you what it is.

The Colony is a new game coming to the computer near you. You play the role of an ant trying to make a name for himself (or herself?) against insurmountable odds. Spiders, Ant Lions, and other ants stand in your way as you strive to build the biggest, baddest colony in the land.

The Colony focuses on exploration, cooperation, and the never-ending quest to become the greatest colony in the land! Craft and equip yourself with an assortment of weapons fit for an all out assault on your senses!

acorn gun

Team up with your ant allies, build and expand your base, and prove once-and-for-all that the strength of your body is matched only by the strength of your resolve.

TL;DR: Watch this youtube video.

Phew. Glad we got passed that. I really questioned whether or not we could still be friends but now there is no doubt in my mind. +1 Coolness Achieved.

Oh, what's that? Another person you know may also be living under a rock? No worries, I got you man, don't say I never gave you anything.

Incoming Link-fest:

Guest - - 695,026 comments

look awesome

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Guest - - 695,026 comments

Awesome! Looks like a First Person Sim Ant!

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thebridgecaptain - - 1 comments

Looks like a really cool idea! The graphics look awesome. I can't wait to see more

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Will.Summey - - 3 comments

This looks coolz looking forward to playing it. BTW looking to Testing to.

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