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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

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TheCeLL87
TheCeLL87 - - 803 comments

M16, Gaming Console, Big Mac, Nuclear Explosion, Super Mario Bros... seems more like Americanplayer97 lol

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SveaRikeSoldier - - 1,625 comments

Ha, perhaps...

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