SveaRikeSoldier
A dude from Sweden joined
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
"Zunight, ladies and gentlemon, ve are making what is known as, 'ze Green Goop'. It vill be most exciting! First and foremost we need the ingredients, right 'ere we have 'em: spices, salt, vegetables and anthr- I mean, flavouring, of course, yes. First we mix ze ingredients in zis bowl. You need to be very careful when mixing, otherwise the wrong mixture might be created. After you've mixed together ze ingredients,you open ze oven, put ze newly made dough onto a plate and zip it into ze oven, which should be heated to 150 degrees celsius by now. Ao, zis is hot! Now ve wait for ze dough to bake, and while ve do zat, I figured we could go and pollute ze Rhineland, that would be fun, yes? Ah, it appears ze dough is finished, so now ve take it out and put it on ze plate. Ah, a nice green-brown colour, look at zat! Spice it up whit some pepper, butter the bread and voila! Ze Green Goop is ready to digest in your system! Serve it to someone you hate and enjoy as he feasts on your creation! Next time on 'Cooking with Ibrahiim' we make spaghetti, with acid- I mean, meatballs, of course, yes!"
For some reason this reminds of something not unlike a nightmare. All that pictorial space and hard monotone colour in the background, and then there's that weird freak sitting in the middle of the room staring directly into your eyes with a scuba mask.
Yep, definitely nightmare quality.