Comments - Krootman

I'm down for testing this game, Hook me up with a key my good sirs! And thanks!

Grats gents, Can't wait to play!

You guys rock

Have a + Sir.

Oh brothers and sisters, where have the times gone?
Back before We all pranced around in CS plated thongs
Do you remember my brothers? My sisters?
Of how games were fun, and gave you blisters?

How they were new and exciting! Fun and fast paced!
Not just some silly game, Where only camping took place!
How you Rushed the bomb site, With a flash on hand
While that last enemy T peaked out for his final stand

And now what if I told you , My brothers and sisters?
That a game once like before is about to blister!
Fast paced, Hard faced, Something that will make your blood race!
Call of duty you say? Don't make me Laugh!
If I wanted to go camping, I'd bring a backpack!

No my brothers and sisters, the game I speak of is true!
Counter Strike : GO! Not for weak hearted fools!
So rise up now, Brothers and sisters!
For there is a game, To make our hearts blister!

Shazbot!

Thank you sir.

Oh beta, Oh beta
Where have you gone?
For I dream of the day when you are done
I'd even take you out, for more than a dime

Then we'd head back for some sexy alone time
I'd kiss you gently, and caress your butt
as we played some games underneath my mud hut

Oh beta, oh beta, cant you see?
That me and you were meant to be
So come to me now, my sweet little key
So we can be together for all to see

Nohomo.

Irvin he was, Irvin the bot
A man he tried too be, But a man he was not!
For Irvin was just a bot, with a lonely broken heart
For he could not find his eternal fembot

He searched and he searched, among the land of empty servers
Only to find more Jim, Joes and harrys.
And so our little bot, all confused and Distraught
Could not find that one and only fembot!

But one day, as he played the same old game
He heard a voice that was quite so strange!
"Bombs down B!" That little voice said
As it quickly scurried off down the other end

"Come to papa" Irvin said
As he asked his dear bot to be his one and only friend
She turned around and smiled with glee
"Yea Baby Yea!" She said as she killed a T

And so that is the story about how Irvin found his one and true friend, Perhaps there is a fembot waiting for you on the other end?

A game some say

A game some play

But how many days since I had last seen the light of day?

A smoke, One stroke, My teams out of folks

Now it's up to me, to defeat this team of bastardly T's

Against an army, I make my stand

With one awp, and a flash on hand

I'll hold the site, until they charge to fight

With my eye down the scope, I pick them off mope by mope

Until the last T makes his last stand

With 22 rounds and just the sands between his hands

He takes his shot, But fails and misses

But then my awp Cracks and hisses

As the bullet pierces and nearly misses

And it seems that i've won this bloody game of chess

As the final T lays down his corpse to rest

I say a goodbye and disconnect

For now its time for me and my family to
reconnect

For I have been gone many a-day

because counter strike has stolen all of my days

But now i'm afraid it's time for us to part ways

Give me a cheer, and one last cold beer!

For it is time to hear who won this key here!