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Big Bug Fix Out Now!

Big Bug Fix Out Now!

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Several bugs have been fixed with the latest patch!

New Update Out Now!

New Update Out Now!

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Lots of quality of life improvements, a new boss arena side quest, a new enemy type, and a new weapon out now!

Phantom of Zana Release!

Phantom of Zana Release!

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PHANTOM OF ZANA is coming to Steam! A retro inspired action platformer. It's free to play so have it if this type of thing is your jam.

Thanks for Getting Us Into the Top 100!

Thanks for Getting Us Into the Top 100!

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Thank you again to our supporters for getting us into IndieDB's Top 100 for the second year in a row!

The New Update Has Arrived, and It's Massive!

The New Update Has Arrived, and It's Massive!

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The big update we've been talking about all year has finally released! Play though a brand new multiple stage mission with new targets to assassinate...

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lambdaguy
lambdaguy - - 214 comments

when i played i am bread, (the bedroom level) i tried over and over to complete it. when i couldnt get to the ******* iron, i raged and slammed both of my fists into my desk 10 times. i was about ready to ******* smash my keyboard and my desk and scream.

i finally beat the level.
also when i beat the bathroom level, somehow i beat it on 0% edibility, something i had no idea was possibe. the devs should fix that. because it said 0 but i was still alive. i assume that it was almost at zero, somewhere around 0.5
and then i rage quit when i was in the garage, climbed out of the bin, and got hit by a flying soccer ball launching me on the ground.
so i was like **** this game and quit.
then i returned, giving up again, then again.
when i play i am bread, my relationship with the game almost never in between.
99.99% of the time its either "i ******* hate this game" or "i ******* love this game"
i first beat this game on mobile. i have no idea how i beat the game. probably because i used my fingers instead of keys.
of course, back when i was on mobile, i was a little *** 2018 ipad skeleton skinny *** 3rd grade blonde autistic adhd anxiety acid reflux Caucasian couch potato ******* kid.
today, i am autistic, adhd, anxiety, acid reflux, caucasian, chair potato, blonde, skinny *** skeleton, and im smaller than most people i have seen. and yet somehow, this past ipad ******* skeleton version of me managed to beat a game that i cant beat today, on one of my least favriote platforms.
what the ****.
the amount of simultaneous rage and trauma and happiness and relief whilst playing i am bread is unlike anything i have ever experienced in my life.

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lambdaguy
lambdaguy - - 214 comments

speaking of rage games,


sexy hiking.
a game made in 2002, probably would have been lost to time if not for getting over it.
now, i cant even make it past ****** level 2. it took me more than a day to figure out how to get over (Pun intended) that ************* tree.
atleast you can walk though.
when i did, i was confronted with another struggle, the wall blocking the big red *** rotting teeth tomato face. i got over it (pun intended) 2 days after giving up at that point and reached the tomato head. after hearing that loud *** voiceline i got transported to level two, and failed to get over (pun intended) the wall. thats when i quit.

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lambdaguy
lambdaguy - - 214 comments

im not sure what made me pour out this stream of rubbish.
ah well, **** it, might as well continue until this is all off my mind.

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lambdaguy
lambdaguy - - 214 comments

i have also raged at cookie clicker of all things due to how slow progress can be.
i have also raged at terraria. here is one time that sticks out to me.
i was almost at my 50th cochineal beetle kill, but the next one wouldnt appear. i literally said out loud "GIMME THE ******* BEETLE! WHERE THE **** IS THIS BITCH *** BEETLE? GIMME THE BEETLE! I WANT THE BEETLE!) after many days i finally got my 50th beetle kill and got the banner.
i just want to complete i am bread.
what do i do guys?

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lambdaguy
lambdaguy - - 214 comments

and also, how do i stop myself from slamming my fists into my desk?

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Judo_Alice Creator
Judo_Alice - - 9 comments

I can't quit playing Triple A. You gotta check it out, guys.

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uogames
uogames - - 43 comments

Hi there guys, I'm Blaise Kinyua of University of Games... A new games development co. from Nairobi Kenya. We have just released the demo version of of first Android game. Go to uogames.net/games to download the .apk file or you can play online. Give us enough feedback for the full version coming mid February.

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mario1994
mario1994 - - 3 comments

you are right this make realy fun.i play it for 2 hour and to reach space is easy, but to reach the moon is hard.

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DoctorRoXo
DoctorRoXo - - 126 comments

has anyone played Kerbal Space Program? it's a cool rocket simulator game where you can build any type of rockets you want with all kinds of parts at your disposal. the main goal is to eventually get to the moon, but it's not an easy task. i've actually never even made it to space but i just started and i'm slowly getting better :)
Kerbalspaceprogram.com

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Arachenox
Arachenox - - 24 comments

I've played it...only a cracked version, though, since I think the price of 22€ is a bit too much. I'd be fine with 15, but 22 seems a bit much to me.

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Blackjojo
Blackjojo - - 2 comments

I have it and it is awesome :D so much fun to play
And I haven't reached the moon yet :/

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