• Register

TELEMETRY is a hybrid racing puzzle game. Arrange a variety of ramps and objects as a person to help you ramp behind or over things as a remote control car to open doors to get your way to the END. PHASE I Learn how to play TELEMETRY Use the car to jump off of ramps and get under objects to open doors to get to the END. PHASE II Deconstruct the game! Use a gun to blow up the levels you just came from! Get back to START. PHASE III Move ramps correctly to use with the car to get to the END. PHASE IV Player's down! Get back to START as only the car. But now you can wallride! PHASE V ? Play a demo in your browser right now!

Post news Report RSS On the subject of Phase V

It doesn't exist. Thanks. It doesn't exist. Thanks. It doesn't exist. Thanks. It doesn't exist. Thanks. It doesn't exist. Thanks. It doesn't exist. Thanks. It doesn't exist. Thanks.

Posted by on

It doesn't exist. Thanks. PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS VAGINAS. I DO NOT... WE DO NOT... PHASE V DOESN'T EXIST, STOP ASKING. AYYYYYYYYYYY. (in the distance, a huge explosion occurs)

...

...

(time passes)

...

EVERYTHING DIED
HUEHUEHUEHUH NOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEE

STOP ASKING ABOUT PHASE V EVERY TIME YOU DO, IT explodes AND THEN I HAVE TO POST HERE, CRYING, IT IS VERY SAD HAVING TO DRAG A LAPTOP BLEEDING THROUGH A MALL AT NIGHT TO GET TO THE ONLY AVAILABLE COMPUTER STORE TO "BORROW" THE ADAPTER, THEN SLIDE BACK IN THE TRAIL OF BLOOD SO THAT IS EASIER I GUESS, THEN POST A BIG 72 POINT "NO" WHEN YOU ASK ABOUT PHASE V. PLEASE STOP ASKING ABOUT PHASE V.

Post a comment

Your comment will be anonymous unless you join the community. Or sign in with your social account: