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I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling skips the boring gameplay part of your game and takes you straight to what you really care about: Opening lootboxes!

Experience the thrill of never getting the thing you really want while getting duplicate loot of the thing you don't really care about!

Features include:

  • Complete Loot System! Set of trash, common, uncommon, rare, epic, and legendary loot boxes and loot! 6 full tiers of loot boxes in development, with more on the way! Usually we just change the tint!
  • Massive Collection System! Collect them All! We'll constantly remind you of the fact that your collections are incomplete. Don't worry, you can solve that with more purchases!
  • Customize it! Loot boxes contain boxes, skins and hats. Boxes unlock... moar boxes! Get hats for your Customized Loot Box Loadout!
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We here at Mutant Studios feel like this whole loot box craze hasn't gone far enough... To remedy this, we present: I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling!

The entire game is just opening Loot Boxes! Why? To unlock better loot boxes of course! Loot boxes are a great way to show progression, but why waste all that time playing the actual game? We've cut out the middle man so you have more time to open boxes!

Open boxes, unlock new skins and hats for your Lootbox Loadout, then open some more boxes! Earn better boxes by selling what you don't want and spending more fake currency! This game is sure to hit that addicting itch that'll have you saying:

"I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling!"

*Note: This game is purely for parody. There are no actual microtransactions within the game, only genuine progression. Side effects of 'I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling' include mild amusement, breathing slightly more air out of your nose, chuckling under your breath, nodding with that sort of half smile when you don't want to laugh at a joke but recognize it was a pretty decent joke and need to acknowledge it, minor shame, and reduced money. If you experience any of these things for more than 4 hours, consider calling your doctor immediately, or play any real game...*

The Mutant Entertainment Studios team


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