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Don't Die! Douche!

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Charge your way through 5 fever-dream induced worlds, dodging a plethora of bizarre dangers on your way. And remember: Don't Die! Douche!

...Except That You Will Die...A Lot!

This uncompromising platformer has been purposely crafted to annoy, upset and enrage you!

  • Over 20 perilous levels, spread across 5 worlds full of weirdness and legally ambiguous parody
  • Discover shocking secrets that will make you question your own sanity (or at least that of the creator!)
  • Your chance to achieve a range of speed ratings for each level - Can you Gold them all?
  • Original (and not at all annoying) soundtrack
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