Apathy Goat Windows, Mac, Linux game

A story-driven dark comedy type-'em-up game co-starring a goat with an emotional disorder. But it's far too hot to be a functioning psychopath in the Australian outback!

Right across Australia, follow the story of a simple country bloke (who happens to be a great typist) and his pet goat as they go out for a beer and inadvertently wind up saving the world from the scientific phenomenon that is Global Wording!

If you thought the incredibly dangerous Australian wildlife was going to be your biggest problem, you were wrong!

All the educated people have had their vocabularies stolen by a race of strange axolotl aliens, rendering them brain-eating zombies called the Wordless. Of course. Only people living in isolated communities with weird dialects full of colloquialisms are safe from the aliens, who have no idea how to process words like g'day and trackie-daks.

Unique game mechanics with enough typing to be fun, but not enough to feel like a test! Plus, high variation in gameplay:

• Hurry your lazy goat through Sidescrolling levels before he finishes his smoke and gets bored!
• Multitask typing and controlling a vehicle in the intense Top-Down Racing levels, mowing down the Wordless in your car, helicopter, hovercraft and more!
• Defend the world for as long as you can in the Arcade Survival levels, assisted by cutting edge reverse-engineered alien weaponry like the laser and energy shield!
• When surrounded on all sides, ready your keyboard and blast your way out 1st Person Shooter (on rails) Style!

And all this is tied together with lush (read: passable) pixel art. I know, aren't you spoiled?

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