Comments - TomAwezome

While visually unappealing, it does appear to serve its purpose.

To jump while moving use your index finger, and you control your aim with the analog nub for higher precision.

I suppose he could add control customization though.

Holy **** how old is this guy? Is saying "guy" even correct?

At least he's not bragging about it! :D

And just to add insult, anybody notice in the top left corner a folder named "EVERYTHING", when you can clearly see everything already? XD

Must...resist...saying..."RIGHT CLICK > ADD FOLDER > CUT FILES INTO FOLDER"

No life outside your computer, huh?
So I guess that means you have plenty of time to learn C? (Or atleast develop an understanding to it)
Or is Game Maker really the best you can do?

Yeah, experience.

Hey!
I do TOO have a life!

LOL DERP FIFTH
Looking good!
(I'm still overjoyed about the whole Linux update)

Option 1.
Option 1.
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Option 1.

Seriously, make it singleplayer only.
On the chance you do make it multiplayer, make sure that singleplayer and multiplayer are two entirely different games. Well, not two different games, but keep them so they have as little as possible to do with each other.

Just my two cents. :3

¬_¬ Let's be honest here.
This kinda sucks.
What did you make this trailer in though? Maybe I could give you a better alternative. XD

Delicious green grass.

Hooray for me.
:P

¬.¬

I find it funny how I was about to say "Woah man, I have no idea what you're talking about." Then I realized this was your game.

But now that I see a few pictures, I think I see why you asked for my help. XD

God damnit you're the second person to have an avatar similar to mine. :D

Amazing how my Xbox 360 Pro has never given me the red rings.
Amazing how one should be amazed something doesn't go wrong

Where's Linux? XD

14 all the way.

Wait, you mean there was another way to use the PS3 than this?

A good Google search can clear your question.
In some countries it's totally an abbreviation for **** Fight Winner. :D

Another sad, sad victim of the caps lock disease. No cure has been found, but the first step to a full recovery usually consists of turning it off.

Come on Drakon, post some updates. The people demand it! It's like our LSD, or at least it's mine.
;)

Finally, I was hoping that this would end up archived, I wonder if all of those other ***** got archived.

Can you find my ***? I think I laughed so hard at that it fell off! XD

Yeah, you mean back when people used intricate, complex languages that one could take a year long class to just get the basics of? Never again will those things happen, apparently.

To be honest, I miss the days back when people put extensive work and effort into homebrew. What ever happened to using a real programming language? Using something even *slightly* professional like GIMP? In many cases it has been proven, but otherwise Game Maker is not something you develop games on, it's something that you use for your first time learning a programming language.

And you need to get a spell checker and realize that his "needs" are just about average compared to anyone else's.

Wow, this is awesome. It'll even have Linux support! I am totally tracking this.