In the Worlds before FART DRAGON,
Primal chaos reigned, Heaven sought order.
But the Phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The four worlds formed again and yet again,
As endless aeons wheeled and passed.
Time and the pure existence of the Internet,
The speeds of the Dial-up,
And the powers of the Electricity and the Cables
All worked upon a certain DRAGON - old as Creation,
And it magically became flammable.
That first DRAGON was named Thought,
Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha,
Said, 'With our thoughts we make the world.'
Internet forces caused the DRAGON to change,
from it then came FART DRAGON.
The nature of FART DRAGON was irrepressible!
In the Worlds before FART DRAGON,
Primal chaos reigned, Heaven sought order.
But the Phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The four worlds formed again and yet again,
As endless aeons wheeled and passed.
Time and the pure existence of the Internet,
The speeds of the Dial-up,
And the powers of the Electricity and the Cables
All worked upon a certain DRAGON - old as Creation,
And it magically became flammable.
That first DRAGON was named Thought,
Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha,
Said, 'With our thoughts we make the world.'
Internet forces caused the DRAGON to change,
from it then came FART DRAGON.
The nature of FART DRAGON was irrepressible!