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Mutant Colossus from Outer Space

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Baby ducks being slaughtered. Uh. sqrt(abs(x)/x). UHHHHHHH. Hm. Children being raped while their mothers watch. IDK MAN. Yes. Many much. Wat. That just sounds like a half-assed porn. Come on now. One time a pinecone climbed up my urethra during anal sex with gojira and a silver back ape. BITCH. THERE IS A SURPLUS OF MATH ON MY SCREEN.