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Insert Title Here

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This is what I imagine happens when you show a 12 year old a Kubrick movie and The Stanley Parable simultaneously.

Zero effort made on the graphics and audio.
Multiple bugs and graphical goofs.
Pretentious and boring story that we've seen a thousand times before.

Avoid at all costs.

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An Apparently Normal Room

Game review

Quite possibly the worst "experimental" game I have ever had the misfortune of playing, with the exception of Insert Title Here.

Terrible graphics with stock models and rushed textures.
Near unusable controls with wildly inconsistent mouse sensitivity.
Awful audio that cries out for even a mediocre voice actor instead of the painful robotic ******** we get.

And, worst of all, a narrative so painful trite, insipid and pretentious that I would rather have a horrifying terminal illness than experience it again.

I can't even say it's riding on the coat-tails of The Stanley Parable. To do so would be an insult to the very meaning of gaming, the same where the monstrosity from IHNMAIMS cheapens the meaning of humanity.

Disgustingly lazy, steals from others at every turn and brings nothing new, original or enjoyable to the table.