Reviews - Girthy_Dangler

This game jingles my bells until holiday frosting spreads joy all over the Mrs's reluctant face. 8/10 because the site wouldn't let me choose 10/10. If I was locked in a basement and I had to choose an indie game to have with me in my arsenal of games, I would only choose this game. If me, this game, and Rose were on the Titanic, and it was that scene where the *** end of the boat is sticking up way in the air and Jack's holding on to her for dear life so she doesn't fall. If this game was right next to us holding on, I would drop that fat *** rose and save this game. Why, you might ask? Because in this scenario its 19 ******* 12, and if I had my hands on some alien technology known as a "C-D", I'd make sure I was the richest mother ****** in the land. Buy this game you big cocked bastard, they made it for you!