Reviews - Bastendorf

Ahh, a frequent customer to Big Al's Jump Scare Emporium, huh? There must have been a sale on all the most commonly used jump scare sounds and images.

Jump scares are starting, when they aren't expected anyway. They are not scary. There are over 9000 better ways to really terrify someone, and of those 9000 ways, a jump scare is not one of them. They are weak, lazy, cheap, and just make me roll my eyes. Nice try, but you can do better.

The Burrow is a complete waste of time. If IndieDB had a Blam opion like NG, I'd Blam it so hard. Experience the interactive monotony.

So, a Minecraft rip off?

Stanley Parable, but nowhere near as good. Spelling and grammar need to be checked.

I think I had several times the insults for the computer generated voice as it did for me.