Head to Australia in the game critics are calling "Please stop emailing me!" Wage war on the suburbs using an armory of SUPERPOWERS and NOT-SO-SUPERPOWERS in your quest to rid the land of hunger and spread the joys of sexy pizza.
A Personal Assistant Koala , Black Magic, A Cloned Flash Mob, a Time Machine and Bovine Growth Hormones, just to name a few. Nothing particularly weird.
If the game didn't have those, this would all be a waste of your time. I wouldn't waste you time!
Geez, you just dont know when to quit, do you? OF COURSE YOU CAN MAKE IT RAIN.
Tortoiseman was born on planet Tortopia before being sent to Earth by his father, J-Dilla, just before the planet's destruction. On Earth, he was adopted by a bogan pizza chef and his wife. Also, he started to display baller superpowers, which he decided to use for the benefit of humanity. Using the awesomely fake name Cornelius Pretorius, he is a pizza boy for World’s Fastest Pizza, a Fremantle fast-food restaurant.
HUSH, child. I know you have many questions, but all I can say is that the answers lie within this remarkable game!
Steam Page: Store.steampowered.com
The game is $2.99 and that gets you a rollercoaster of fun! Woo!
If you are a youtuber or journalist who would like to cover/let's play WORLD'S FASTEST PIZZA, just email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
I only have a limited number of copies for let's plays though.
For any other info you might need, check the website Worldsfastestpizza.com
World's Fastest Pizza will release on Steam March 15
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