It's not easy, when your pizza is so cheesy.

Head to Australia in the game critics are calling "Please stop emailing me!" Wage war on the suburbs using an armory of SUPERPOWERS and NOT-SO-SUPERPOWERS in your quest to rid the land of hunger and spread the joys of sexy pizza.

What SUPERPOWERS do you get?

A Personal Assistant Koala , Black Magic, A Cloned Flash Mob, a Time Machine and Bovine Growth Hormones, just to name a few. Nothing particularly weird.

How about DESTRUCTABLE ENVIRONMENTS and A BANGIN' SOUNDTRACK?

If the game didn't have those, this would all be a waste of your time. I wouldn't waste you time!

Can I make it rain in the game?

Geez, you just dont know when to quit, do you? OF COURSE YOU CAN MAKE IT RAIN.

Who do you play as?

Tortoiseman was born on planet Tortopia before being sent to Earth by his father, J-Dilla, just before the planet's destruction. On Earth, he was adopted by a bogan pizza chef and his wife. Also, he started to display baller superpowers, which he decided to use for the benefit of humanity. Using the awesomely fake name Cornelius Pretorius, he is a pizza boy for World’s Fastest Pizza, a Fremantle fast-food restaurant.

Is Channing Tatum in the game?

Sure.

Matthew McConaughey?

Why not.

But what about the...

HUSH, child. I know you have many questions, but all I can say is that the answers lie within this remarkable game!

  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
Post article RSS Articles

Two years in the making,
WORLD'S FASTEST PIZZA launches today on STEAM!


Steam Page: Store.steampowered.com

World's Fastest Pizza ScreensWorld's Fastest Pizza ScreensWorld's Fastest Pizza ScreensWorld's Fastest Pizza Screens

The game is $2.99 and that gets you a rollercoaster of fun! Woo!

If you are a youtuber or journalist who would like to cover/let's play WORLD'S FASTEST PIZZA, just email me at oscarbrittain@gmail.com.

I only have a limited number of copies for let's plays though.

For any other info you might need, check the website Worldsfastestpizza.com

World's Fastest Pizza releases on Steam March 15

World's Fastest Pizza releases on Steam March 15

News

World's Fastest Pizza will release on Steam March 15

Comments
Guest
Guest

This comment is currently awaiting admin approval, join now to view.

flower1308
flower1308

how do you download it?

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Guest
Guest

This comment is currently awaiting admin approval, join now to view.

Guest
Guest

This comment is currently awaiting admin approval, join now to view.

Guest
Guest

This comment is currently awaiting admin approval, join now to view.

Guest
Guest

This comment is currently awaiting admin approval, join now to view.

Guest
Guest

This comment is currently awaiting admin approval, join now to view.

Guest
Guest

This comment is currently awaiting admin approval, join now to view.

Guest
Guest

This comment is currently awaiting admin approval, join now to view.

Post a comment
Sign in or join with:

Only registered members can share their thoughts. So come on! Join the community today (totally free - or sign in with your social account on the right) and join in the conversation.

Follow Report Profile
Icon
World's Fastest Pizza
Platforms
Windows
Creator
MooMooMang
Contact
Send Message
Release date
Game watch
Follow
Share
Purchase
Community Rating

Average

-

0 votes submitted.

You Say

-

Ratings closed.

Style
Genre
Arcade
Theme
Comedy
Players
Single Player
Project
Indie
Boxart
Boxart
Twitter

Latest tweets from @moomoomang

RT @samthielman: Akie Abe is my new hero. T.co

12hours ago

RT @gamejolt: Get the perfect summer tan while staying hydrated and safe from the sun in Bronzette! Gamejolt.com [wmh]… T.co

Jul 20 2017

RT @benphillips76: There should be an app to watch all Trump interviews like this T.co

Jul 17 2017

RT @ParticleWA: Have you heard of @moomoomang's #DesertChild? Described as “cowboy bebop-style” desert race. 13/10 recommend check… T.co

Jul 17 2017

RT @reinkout: Flying away from the troubles #screenshotsaturday #gamedev T.co

Jul 16 2017

Embed Buttons
Link to World's Fastest Pizza by selecting a button and using the embed code provided more...
World's Fastest Pizza
Statistics
Last Update
Watchers
7 members
Articles
2