A story-driven type-'em-up game co-starring a goat with an emotional disorder. But it's far too hot to be a functioning psychopath in the Australian outback!
Some obstacles such as beer, ashtrays and school children will cause Apathy Goat to stop and eat them rather than just being bumped. You'll have to stop and watch him eat and chew while you wait (and as a time-based game, this sucks for you). So, ideally, you'll get rid of 'em before he gets to them.