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Take charge of the caped deliverer and help Boston's finest foil the The Society Of The Ninth over land, sea and air.

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Beerman Story

It all started in the 1980's when Beerman was in Hollywood. Back then there was lots of work for Beerman

as they made lots of films about superhero's but they were all frauds...

Think about it, if your a superhero you don't have time to make movies so all these caped charlatans were

just that but they did need someone to do the flying bit in films and since crime had been cleared away in

Boston after prohibition ended Beerman was out of work so why not!

So what went wrong? Well the nineties arrived and Hollywood didn't need real actors anymore or

superheros and Beerman was looking at the breadline again until an urgent call from home...

The Society Of The Ninth had declared war on alcohol and based their operations in Boston!

Yep the good people of Boston were facing prohibition again! Who were they gonna call?...No

not them their frauds too... they called Boston's greatest hero...Beerman!

The Society Of The Ninth Cheek Story

After making his fortune in Mexico selling powdered snacks Fatula came under pressure as too

many organizations were getting into the powdered snack game and so to find an edge he started

researching an addictive agent to make his powdered snacks better than all the others and it was found!

MRG a super addictive additive they cooked up in a lab but in a fit of celebrating Fatula had too many

powdered snacks and fell into a vat of it.

Now a hopeless addict to fast food Fatula realized that Fat's Right and far from being skinny, obesity was

the key to happiness and anything that stood in the way of anyone's appetite like beer and stopped them

growing more cheeks than they could sit on had to go!

How else could anyone grow the fabled ninth cheek before heart failure if they're appetite wasn't

uninterrupted by alcohol!

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