Old AF. PC gamer since the 1970s. Technically.
Great retro-styled RPG with wry humor and an excellent chiptune soundtrack. It both pays homage to and utterly skewers the Cthulhu mythos and SNES-era JRPGs. Well worth the (small amount of) money given how many hours of gameplay it offers.
Generic and technically flawed twitch shooter that has the irritating gimmick of confining the player to a small and oddly shaped space. It's underwhelming in all ways, and a shoddy console port to boot. If this game was a piece of classical music, it would be performed in the tempo of garbaggio. Avoid like the plague. Avoid like a loan shark. Avoid like a psycho ex-girlfriend. Pretend you never saw it and buy Jamestown instead.