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Old AF. PC gamer since the 1970s. Technically.

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Cthulhu Saves the World

Game review

Great retro-styled RPG with wry humor and an excellent chiptune soundtrack. It both pays homage to and utterly skewers the Cthulhu mythos and SNES-era JRPGs. Well worth the (small amount of) money given how many hours of gameplay it offers.

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Astro Tripper

Game review

Generic and technically flawed twitch shooter that has the irritating gimmick of confining the player to a small and oddly shaped space. It's underwhelming in all ways, and a shoddy console port to boot. If this game was a piece of classical music, it would be performed in the tempo of garbaggio. Avoid like the plague. Avoid like a loan shark. Avoid like a psycho ex-girlfriend. Pretend you never saw it and buy Jamestown instead.