Comments - MasterofMetal

This... this can't be for Medieval 2, can it?

Doesn't this make her a qualified commander-in-chief?

Overplayed Finding Nemo reference is overplayed

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Why not, comrade? When in Mother Russia, everything is bliss!

When preparing to invade Australia, every precaution must be taken.

I have to break story writing for them too, which is a MAJOR bummer because it's my primary source of entertainment.

Speaking of which, my first novel is done. 288 pages in length and 150,000+ words.

Not a lot. The group I was with has been quiet, so I've been quiet. I've visited the site constantly though, looking for new mods or updates for the ones I have.
I'm not doing anything productive these days, just completing homework for school.

As tough as it would be for the player, I would like it if the player has the option to join up with the Acztaoc Empire. Would that be possible?

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Spec Ops: The Line on Suicide Mission, Halo 4 on Lengendary, Wolfenstein: The New Order on Uber.

Boom.

News program I'm watching right now went from a block-levelling explosion in a port city in China, where there are now many (hundreds*) of people pouring into hospital, to a relatively length segment on the Australian women's netball team.
Where the China explosion had less than a minute, the netball team segment AND interview went for about three or so minutes. Meanwhile I'm standing and pointing my finger at the TV accusingly demanding I hear more about the Chinese incident.

*I am unsure what the facts were exactly because I was focussing on the images of a destroyed warehouse and residential blocks that looked like something out of a war zone.

The extra visuals I like, but I'm not too keen on the red tinge.
Is it possible to edit the shader settings, or do I need specific programs to do that?

WAT, U DISIN' NOVA AETUS!?

But seriously, I too would like a mod based purely in Mesoamerica with Aztecs, Mayans, Tlaxcalans, maybe a few small tribes to the north and south. The only game I've seen that has done the Mesoamerican nations justice is Medieval 2 Total War Kingdoms, which I still play today.
I never get tired of seeing the multicoloured swarm of natives charging at each other.

IGNORANCE IS BLISS
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

NAZI VAMPIRES CONFIRMED!

Then use that low-grade CCTV camera at an obscure angle on that street corner 100 metres away to zoom in using infrared technology on the driver's registration plate, enhance the image, determine the maker of the screws of the plate, track the manufacturer down and take him in for questioning so he reveals some dirty secret that isn't actually illegal but still rather questionable, then find the manufacturer's brother based on a college graduation photo 14 years old and question him until he reveals he's innocent, and THEN, ladies and gentlemen, then and ONLY then...

We kill the Batman.

Though I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil.

But John Connor wasn't dead. He was hiding in that bullet-proof coffin so he could eventually shut down Skynet. He failed and caused the death of six billion people, then led the remaining humans in the war against the machines until his death by the Terminator you see standing there, who was then reprogrammed by John's wife to save John in the past.

So do you want to be responsible for the deaths of six million people?

Zelda's captured again.
Link saves her again.
Still naught but a friend.

Are we sure this isn't a Mario game reskinned?

I don't like The Legend of Zelda.
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Oh, uh...

NSFW warning?

The Elf is Christian.

Cops here in Australia are chill and you can strike up a casual conversation with them if you can buck up the courage, but they don't f*ck around when things get real.

So I guess it's sort of an inherited trait from our British ancestors?

BMV's talking about why THE ACCIDENT happened.

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Religious fanaticism stinking our armpits?
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Anti-Avian?

That's racist.

The dark knight rises.
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True blue beaute, mate. Luv ya fellas!

They're going to make an MLP version of it. I guarantee it.