Masternecron247

I show mass respect to fantastic mods and even more respect for their talented developers.

Drones, hench buggers that nobody plays on Gears. But I do, even had some daft tool ask which character I was playing!
If I wield a Retro Lancer: Fear me!
If I wield a Lancer: Buy some glue for your soon-to-be-halved torso!
If I wield a Hammerburst: I'm the hammer. You're the nail.
If I wield a Gnasher: That is if I can be bothered to join the n00b squad...
If I wield a Sawn-Off: Gnasher-shaggers and haters are gonna hate...
If I wield a Lasgun: Imagine getting your ass kicked horribly in Gears 3 on a scale of ten; multiply it by how f***ed you were...

GoW1: DRONE/MARCUS
GoW2: DRONE/MARCUS
GoW3: DRONE/CLASSIC MARCUS