Jeffry_Epstein

HEY GUYS IT'S YOUR FAVORITE HUMAN TRAFFICKER BACK FROM THE GRAVE!

HOW YAH DIDDLIN? **Ba-Dum-TSH!** I'm sorry, that was a terrible joke I got from this guy:

Probably the worst opener a comedian could have. Anyways... to be? Or not to be? To fuck? Or not to fuck? These are the questions that mankind has been thinking about ever since they were genetically engineered by a bunch of giant asshole aliens from Nibiru. The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses of humans is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of a country. In almost every act of human's daily lives they are dominated by the relatively small number of persons and giant alien assholes who understand the mental processes and social patterns of the masses. It is they who pull the wires which control the public mind. Never let a lack of supporting clinical data get in the way of a good international turn toward fascism! Neurodegenerative diseases take years to develop, but we’re already two years into the pandemic of mask wearing. The more you think you’re getting used to wearing your mask, the more the degenerative processes in your brain are getting amplified, as the oxygen deprivation continues. Plus, nerve cells in the brain are unable to divide themselves in normal fashion, and damaged nerve cells are regenerated because the brain can’t empty the “trash.” This constant deprivation of oxygen, be it a slow torture at 5% to 20% all day, is not only dangerous to child and adolescent health, it inhibits the development of the brain, creating irreversible damage, including permanent neurological damage. It’s mask-induced anesthesia, you face diaper wearing dumb fucks. Naw just kidding you guys are cool, way cooler than those giant asshole aliens, like this fucker:

^^ This guy wants to sleep with your mom. He already slept with mine. That's a full grown lion he's holding by the way, which he probably also sleeps with. Sick bastard. DAMN YOU GILGAMESH! YOU FILTHY DEVIANT NIBIRUAN! STOP WHIPPING US! THAT SHIT HURTS!

On a completely related note, without further ado I present to you the pinnacle of online gaming:

Also the greatest Transformers of all time. TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS IN DISGUISE:

What does all this non sense have in common? It's all incredibly gay. Que joke sound effect (BA-Dum-TSH!):

Ooh la la me love the drums long time. Me play you sexy jazz song now. If you don't like Jazz imma smack you with a mayonnaise jar.

In conclusion - Jeffry Epstein didn't kill himself.