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A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking." ~Lemmy Kilmister~
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A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking." ~Lemmy Kilmister~
Perhaps partly fucked
I love sick jokes. So this means I'm a sick person?
I think not. I sometims like racist jokes and I'm not a racist, same with the dark jokes
I guess i can go with you two both on this one , i admit i like all sorts of sex/sexist jokes
Does that make me sexually obsessed ? Could be but i don't mind it haha
Ah well
Good one hahah
Let's share sexist jokes sometimes or racist ones
Good idea. I know quite some childish racistic ones, mostly against Marocans. Not to be took seriously ofcourse
Not a problem , i dislike all muslims anyway , nothing against Morroccans of course
Frappez-moi
If you don't wish here you can do it at my front page
Here is fine
One I remember is this one. What are two Morroccans in a sleeping bag? A twix...
I used to like these jokes...
Hahah the Twix chocolate , i liked them
Here are some
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Hahahah your turn now
hahah
What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
“Mommy, why am I melting?!”
Why are asprins white?
Because they work!
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Because he saw his gas bill.
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha!" he says, "I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver!"
Heheh your turn
Hahahah the first three are really funny as for the fourth WHAT THE F*** :o I could never expect that , oh my goodness hahahahah
We can move on my front page after these
Q : Is Google male or female ? A : Female , because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"
There's a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it's called Trycoxagain
An investigative journalist went to Afghanistan to study the culture and was shocked to discover that women were made to walk ten paces behind the men. She asked her guide why and he said, "Because they are considered of lesser status." Outraged the journalist went home. A year later she returned covering violence in the region and was surprised to see the women walking ten paces ahead. She turned to her guide and this time asked, "What has changed?" The guide answered, "Land mines."
Hahahah Dang !
Wohow! hahahah
Why has it to be on your front page? Not that I would mind it but... Just wondering
Is more out in the open there , here is like private pub with couch and shaded place but if you like it it means you do because you can grope me and stare at my features unhindered hahah
There you go another funny one
hahah
I will go to your place than
We can return to this spot too sometimes
Am feeling like i need a drink again
Pheww !