Greetings from deep underground,
I have managed to escape the prison of that monster named Mornamarth with days of careful planning. Apparently he was called to action after a large army of foolhardy besiegers from Arnor magically slipped through the gates of Carn Dum for the twelfth time. While he was away, I changed back to my feral form to slip out of my bonds and squeeze through the bars. I sallied forth, unseen and unopposed.
I have since tried to find refuge in Mirkwood and the Gap of Rohan--but the invisible and malevolent force of destruction always seems to destroy my whole camp once I'm set up. And I thought the absurd "passing through closed gates" was a real problem to be fixed. How am I ever going to visit these beautiful forests and plains if I can't even start a game there without being instantly vaporized? One may as well be trying to buy clothes at the soup store.
My ring spoke to me to head for the Shire to wait for the chaotic bugs to be fixed, but my path was through the mountains. Stopping by a cavern to rest, I changed out of my fuzzy disguise and sat down. Then all I remember is hearing "Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!"
The ambush was unforeseeable for even a cunning lad like me. At first the guardians tried to jail me for trespassing until I told them about the gates of Carn Dum. In exchange for my freedom and a place to stay, I will now be living among the Dwarves, teaching them how to magically squeeze through Carn Dum's gates by exploiting that bug. Other than that, there isn't much I can do to earn my freedom back for inadvertently trespassing Dwarven territory. But what I am doing can suit me at least. Being underground, you'll be surprised that the Dwarves do have some agricultural practices. For regaining my freedom back, the coming days can only mean one thing... Mushroom farming.
I pray that Manwë will come soon to lead me home again,
-Festus, the Red Wizard
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