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EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ Eleusis

Has anyone played it yet? Let's get some insight before I drop a quarter.

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EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ The Good Life

I'd like to see a demo as well, or at least a gameplay video. For guys like me, $20 is an investment.

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EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ Humor, satire, parody

Man, I wish I'd had this tip YEARS ago. I'd be anonymous! I'd have called myself "Chicago", or "The Eagles". Tha'd really deluge you with some useless crap trying to find me. As it sits, you could probably find my house on Google Earth(r) with just my stupid tag.
Hey, quit looking at my yard! I'll mow it next week.

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EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ Humor, satire, parody

My first post on this site, while a bit "edgy", was enTIREly intended as a joke, but not received as such.
I believe I may fit in a bit more comfortably with this group...as long as there are no whoopie cushins or hand buzzers. That would be tacky.

Good karma+2 votes
EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ The Briefcase

HI-larious. So THIS is what trolling is like? Man, that's some fun stuff. And, you guys...you guys are just GREAT! Taking the bait, just like good fish. Whoops, is that gunshots in teh distance? Gotta go crank up the gangsta rap so's ah's don' gets shot!
...twat. My karma is balanced, vote away.

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EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ The Briefcase

No, not mad or trolling "bro". What I failed at was making a joke to an audience that is too stupid to know it is one. Nice.

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EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ The Briefcase

My comment gets buried, and this gets a positive vote?
Pearls before swine. I'm never commenting on this site again. It's worse than YouBoob.

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EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ Reverend_Boom

Confucius was a fascist idiot, and if you can't take the bad with the good, shove off.

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EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ The Briefcase

(buried)

Bury this, asshat.

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EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ The Briefcase

Indeed. My full review: Intense audio. The suspense was tangible, and entirely in the mind. The feeling of flight, the fear of what you CAN'T see is the real killer here. And, escape?

Creepy as hell. I can't wait to play the LP.

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EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ The Briefcase

(buried)

When will the world realize that WASD sucks? Go ahead...put yer fingers on WASD. What do you see? Yes, you are giving yourself the finger. And a CRAMP. QWSD is the ONLY way to go, and anyone that disagrees can continue to finger themselves.
Now that I got THAT out of the way, BADASS game (and FREE, too!). Just wish I could remap the keys...now I've got a cramp.

Good karma-14 votes
EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ Half-Life: Induction

(buried)

I guess since there is no english, and from this quote "You will meet Kleiner, Vance, Barney, Rosenberg and others characters." That German is the language here. That's a bummer. I can't even fake knowing any German. Love the concept, but I'm not going to download.

Good karma-7 votes
EclipsespilcE
EclipsespilcE - - 13 comments @ Grey

I was enjoying this immensely until the scene with the blades and nutbag baby dolls. I even downloaded the whole mod again (1.1) because they said it levels out the difficulty a bit. Not enough, I believe. I still keep getting my *** handed to me, and I'm NOT a novice at FPS, having played them religiously since I saw doom in 1997.

Also, everyone keeps talking about the difficulty settings, but mine are DISABLED for some reason, so I can't even wuss out and go easy. Can you only change the settings at the beginning of the game?

I'm gonna back off for a few days, because the swear jar is getting full...

Good karma+4 votes