Blogs - Arise_from_the_ashes

The whole reason that I made this blog post is that I wanted to get a feel for how many people are out there that think the way that the board occasionally rearranges the comment order is absolutely hilarious. I love it when someone says something that's jokingly harsh, but it's then placed in the wrong order and therefore applied to someone other than the intended target.

Also, I wanted to have you guys post examples of your favorite rearrangements.

Of course, ya'll could just post "Very nice. =)" 200 times.

That would make me just as happy.

Man who puts rice bowl on cat's head, dies in sleep.
To err is human; to rub it in is divine.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf will jump for Joy.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa -
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great:
It's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive
Still alive