FROM: Colonel Richard Troutman
TO: Lieutenant Ethan Dwake
I know you are retired now but we really need your help!
The notorious terrorist Terry the Terrorist has conquered Castle Griffenstadt, on the tropical island of Griffenstadt. We know he has some evil plan in action and we need you to stop him before he makes something very very bad - he is up to no good!
Please please please come and help us, only a truly seasoned and unstoppable war machine with balls of steel like yourself can succeed in this most likely impossible mission.
Your old friend Richard
A game made in 7 days for THE FIRST EVER GAMEGURU "SHIT GAME" CONTEST in January 2022. Check all the entries here: Youtube.com
Inspired by Castle Griffensteed: Youtube.com
AVAILABLE TO DOWNLOAD: Mediafire.com
The full game is now available on Mediafire.com. Simply download, unpack and run shitgame.exe.
You can watch the full gameplay here:
Don't forget this game was created to make fun of GameGuru asset flips on Steam, so it's kind of shitty on purpose. Anyway, "enjoy"!