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Experience the extreme simulated sporting sensation that's sweeping our digital nation! Mount Your Friends is a fiercely competitive sporting event for you to play with your friends in the contextual security of your own home, assuming that your home is not composed of sexual innuendo. If it is, we may suggest buying a new home or at least getting the current one cleaned professionally.

Mount Your Friends is a physics based competitive climbing game where what you climb is each other. Players take turns climbing to the top of a tower of previous climbers (and a goat) working to become the new highest point before time runs out. If you run out of time before reaching the top, you're eliminated. It's simple to get into, but difficulty to master. Adept competitors can create massive towers by flinging themselves faster than simple climbing methods can attain. Of course, you may also end up just falling all the way down a tower if you miss!

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Beastby
Beastby - - 15 comments

MOUNT YOUR GIRLFRIEND

It's a Friday night, soft relaxing music warms the room, candles are lit bringing a romantic ambience to the room. You stare longingly into each others eyes.

"Do you wanna...ya know?"
"Do I wanna what?"
"I think you know"
"Damn right I know"
"You wanna play Mount Your Friends?"
"I'll get my leotard!"

Enjoy!

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INtense! Staff
INtense! - - 4,098 comments

This game is hilarious!

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