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After ending his professional "baseball bat" career, Bruce struggled with mosquito addiction (he was too depressed to hunt for true blood) and eventually hung himself in his bat-cave (for about a month). Just picture waking up after 30 days of easing nature while sleeping upside-down, not considering gravity. That's when Bruce realized that "life outside wasn't that bat".

After charging his bat-teries he decided to become a rockstar (he almost got eaten by a "Black Saab-bat" member on stage), actor (in adult C class horror movies like "Drag Queen: Dragula") or even a "Sunday Night Live's" comedian (classified as the worst "joker" ever).

But we prefer to call him by his "Bat-Mobile" gimmick. You know - bat, on a mobile phone, in our game? Huh.