My name is Syro and I do the guinea pig for a living. I've been fired from my previous workplace and test experimental medications on myself to earn some money. Yes, it's a dangerous job, but WY Chemicals pays well and assured me that there won't be any side effects. They lied, of course...
This one will be on the promotional tshirt that you'll receive giving a perk on indiegogo (soon i'll add the relative perk, don't worry!)
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