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I was born, and I have lived, but I am not yet dead. Whilst I live, I treateth myself to a luxuriance of earthly gaming delights. Through hard work and dedication I have eventually become the grower and purveyor of the finest Peppercorns money can buy. "Johnny Peppercorns!", people cry out, "give us 100 of your finest Peppercorns for a dollar!", and I just laugh and laugh. But I am no Peppercorn miser. Every Michaelmas you can find me at the local steam AND solar powered orphanages, showering the poor motherless bastard orphans with tens of thousands of Peppercorns, the finest money can buy. Also, I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.

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