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Melon Simulator™ is a chaotic, multiplayer (up to four players), first person melee combat game. Play as a member of the Melon Inc. Containment Unit, responding to a failed melon simulation. Work with your teammates to survive the oncoming melon hoard and compete for the top spot on the worldwide leaderboards. The longer you survive, the harder it gets. Almost anything that isn't nailed down can be used to whack, slice, and throw at the oncoming melon hoard... katanas, machetes, paintings, melon chunks, wooden baseball bats, metal baseball bats, spiked baseball bats, planks, spiked planks, sign letters, speakers, bricks, benches, doors, and more.

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