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You were born to be eaten. Death is the first dance. Burn, drown, and otherwise go through intense hardships for something which might not even come to fruition. Burn yourself alive. Drown yourself. Cover yourself with butter. Cover yourself with syrup. Be a waffle, which is alive, and can feel pain, yet cannot scream. Collect ingredients to bake food. Die a lot. Strategize within each level to find the best way through.

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