Captain MooMoo : The Milk Crusader is a game where you play a cow in a Genetics Research Facility. You are a genetically modified cow that has the power to walk on two legs and shoot milk out of your utters at exponentially fast speeds. Your goal is to make it to the door at the end of the level to proceed to the next test room. There are 2 test rooms, but each time you complete the test room the room gets harder. There are object that will kill you, so do your best to avoid them. The "cookies" are poisonous and will kill you on contact. The saws... well that's more self explanatory. Complete all twelve levels and screenshot it to show our friends, because it will be a rarity for that to happen. Last but not least this game is supposed to ridiculously hard, and it is ok to rage quit. All levels are possible, they just need some elbow grease. Good luck!
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