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This is your go-to tutorial on how to live your life correctly.

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Step 1. BE BORN= First up your gonna have to be elected by our god, Cheeseburger Freedom Man, to be given life.

Step 2. DRINK LOTS OF CHICKEN BURRITOS= Next fill up your toddler stomach with some juicy hot burritos... HELL YES MEXICANS!!!!!

Step 3. MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS= In order to live a successful life you have to make lots of friends. maybe through talking, connecting, bonding, drug dealing... it doesn't matter.

Step 4. GET A GIRLFRIEND= Now you should be around the age of 3. Get yourself a hot model girlfriend.

Step 5. BECOME SHREK= Now in order to become shrek you must climb shrek mountain and extract the shrek reserve from the shrek tree that lives on the summit of the mountain.

Step 6. DESTROY TRUMP= Now you must overcome the hardest obstacle in your whole life... destroying trump. yeah... just kill him...

Step 7. DIE= Using a curling iron, kill yourself.

Step 8. RESURRECT= After 40 days of your death you must resurrect yourself and ascend into Mc Donalds.

Step 9. ORDER A GRILLED CHEESE TOMATO SAUCED POTATO= Self explanatory.

If you follow these steps our savior himself, Cheeseburger Freedom Man will legalize marijuana and save the bees.... yes... this is a reference to a vinesauce joel stream...............kkkkk

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Potato999
Potato999

...okay

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Step 10. SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY = If you do that, you'll be awesome and famous.

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