Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Improvised Bed...
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Celebrating the return of my TF2 items, I give you this:
What Simeon usually does in class.
Got your items back? Cool! And LOL! I have a similar classmate here in Sofia! :D
Well technically we both live in Bulgaria. It's the same ****.
Ha, true! And it seems we both prefer typing in English! XD
Obviously. And besides. The rest of the peeps in our troll chats wouldn't understand a thing if we start shouting stuff like "тъп" or "шибан". So there's that.
Yup.
Sooo... that's Simeon? The guy you're launching from your gun?
It is.
I don't even see the fatty's face...
Trust me, it's too repulsive to be seen.
What exactly has he done to earn the title of the most disgusting freak ever?
Besides from showing his **** to the entire class, spitting and blowing his nose at students and teachers and burping every time he enters the room... he has also ****** on the school's curtains and floors, farts so damn disgusting, shows off his dirty and hairy *** and many more stuff that I can't be bothered to list here, because I'm lazy.
Yeah... okay... that is pretty disturbing...
Told ya.
No wonder the Simeon launcher was heavy when I picked it up... what a lazy fatso...
Congratulations on getting your items back. It looks like Valve can actually be helpful.
Goddamn right!
Thanks you guys! :>
I bet he huffs paint between classes :O