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9

Super Crate Box

Game review

Very fun game, with a small problem - it's good as a standalone free game, it has it's own website, and on steam it's also free, so the question is -

Why bother yourself and release it on steam if:

-No steam achievements
-No steam cards
-No multi with steam friends

Sooo why? The game itself is cool, fun and addictive no doubts.

9

Super House of the Dead Ninjas

Game review

Adult swims 1st game release on steam - speaks for itself:

The game is really cool, enjoyable and addictive
+Lovely visual style
+Cool music and soundwork
+Great gameplay huge replayability a lot of stuff to unlock and a lot of various playstyles.
+-Achievements - it's close to impossible to grind 100% of them.
+Steam cards - covers part of the already low for what you get price

Overall good game!

5

Bloody Boobs

Game review

Very simple UNITY (important) game about swinging boobs and d`cks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

+Adjustable boobs size! - from small to very big
+You can set up various other things - face, hair, bikini type.\
-No slider for a55 size - this is like 50% of the gameplay since most of the time you see the girl from behind.
Gameplay: basically you have to pray at 4 altars that you have to find in the dungeon flooded with monsters and a demon with a huge D`CK no jokes here. You can play singleplayer or multi, in multi you can play as a demon and swing your sausage around. This game is super hard since
1 - everything dark af - you can see how dark it is here, and its maximum in-game brightness
2 - you can't damage monsters but you can find a landmine in a dungeon - I found only one and there are tons of monsters
3 - dungeon is randomly generated and huge.
Basically, this game is heavily one-sided.
-Game loads forever and ever - seriously doesn't matter if you go in or out of the game it loads like 5 minutes - UNITY!
+Steam cards
-No steam achievements (thank god)

This game needs more people in multi to be playable I suggest to buy it if you want to play with your friends, not the best single.

9

Castle of no Escape 2

Game review

This is a very classic NES-style game! You can find all the attributes:
Classic cool intro
Challenging gameplay
Manual comes as a separate pdf book!
4:3 gaming

+Soundwork: Nice background music and overall soundwork
+Visuals: Lovely pixelated graphics, full-screen and windowed modes.
+Gameplay: 6 characters with various battle mechanics to clean 6 6x6 tiles floors, 3 characters yet to be unlocked if you defeat bosses, to spawn boss you have to find all pieces of the sword (not a fake sword), rooms contents and moving around them is random generated (isaac style but you can move from room to room without killing anyone).
Some rooms are super hard some rooms are super easy
Once you killed all mobs in a room it won't spawn any more enemies.
Basically, this game is really hard, I completely cleaned the whole 2 floors, fully upgraded the best armor and then died in a single ice covered room full of enemies in seconds fully equipped =3=
-Has its own flaws: buggy steam overlay - even in full-screen mode game thinks that you are playing in a window so all screens are corrupted. Upgrade screen flicker when you boost your armor.
+steam achievements tied to in-game ones.
+steam cards.

6

Atom Zombie Smasher

Game review

Pretty fun game, with a small problem - it's really easy to get bored of it =3=

+Nice visuals for a 25 Mb game - fun comix full of jokes included.
+Good soundwork - yet only one song.
+Various team set-ups, from melee troops with rifles to military cannons wiping streets in seconds.
+Community mods - I skipped that part but probably that's what should not let you get bored.
+Steam achievements - really grindy, hard to get 100%
-No steam cards
-Gets boring after an hour or two.

10

Crayon Physics Deluxe

Game review

Back in the day, this was a revolutionary flash game where you could draw your own tools to complete the level! That was amazing and it's rare to see more games with this concept even today.

+Cool crayonish style!
+Draw your own things to win the game
+Great physics.
+This game is really easy and you don't need to be a genius to beat it!
+Fits all ages
+Great gift to your friend
+Great game for an evening.
-No steam cards
-No steam achievements
+You can draw lewd things, screenshot it and post it into your steam feed :)

Truly said I myself completed 99% of the levels drawing swinging hammers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

9

911 Operator

Game review

Amazing game, it really provides the thrill of being 911 operator lol.

+Visuals: pretty nice style, easy to understand what's going on on the map. In addition, you can download any map of any city you want even yours.
+Soundwork: Fully voiced - operator/civilians/troops - everything is voiced, nice backgrounds music and sound vehicle/guns effects. The one small problem - music still playing if you minimize the game.
+Gameplay: Testing your management and multitasking skills - you have to answer calls while managing your troops over already existing on the map cases, its pretty fun, you have to decide which cases to help 1st. When you earn money you can upgrade your troops, hire new guys, buy new cars and helicopters, armor etc.
+Steam achievements
+Steam cards
+Campaign or simple 1-time sessions.
+Useful tips for various emergency cases.
-A lot of important things come as DLC =3=

Very fun to play, Great replayability. A lot of potential to expand the game even further!

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3

Unity

Engine review

This developer tool is cancer, that made 2015-2017 the most suffering years for steam community. Every single brain damaged school-kid can free download this, toss in a pile of free assets and call this a game. SO ONE THE ONE HAND - this tool is useful yeh, you can easily make a game, BUT ON THE OTHER HARD - 99% of the unity produced games represent pile of horse sh`t. Basically out of HUNDREDS unity made games only like 2 or 3 good ones to be found. Would be better for everyone if this thing would never exist.

8

Zup! 2

Game review

This game is like 10 minutes long but offers ~250 achievements for your profile decoration - Numbers and letters, even hieroglyphs and Gaben himself. All symbols come in 3 different colors - green, purple and red.

This game is super easy puzzle wise - everything was calculated for you beforehand.

Ultra low cost and steam cards.

Goty 2017?

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6

Zup!

Game review

Where the whole achievement mandness tsunami started.

118 achievements in 10 minutes
+1 perfect game to your library
Steam cards cover half of the price.
Achievements for your profile decoration.

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