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Kalga

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Vaguely insane, vaguely evil.

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Kalga
Kalga @ Yeah my tur..n.. oh no! oh god no!

*points finger*

You're next!

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Kalga @ misc 197

It's a star trek kitbash design I made based on parts from the connie and the Miranda class

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Kalga @ Just wait for it!

I immediately knew what's going on...

... because this isn't the first time I seen this gif. XD

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Kalga @ John Wick's son probably

Damn, that must have felt so satisfying.

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Kalga @ no stupid questions

Welp, time to go shining finger on that chicken then...

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Kalga @ ...

Why does that mosquito have 8 legs though?

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Kalga @ ...

Oh, and I thought he would have nailed it with that answer!

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Kalga @ ....

... and this is why you should never stick your **** into the crazy.

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Kalga @ What did i just wake up to?

Forgot the last mod you installed didn't you?

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Kalga @ ...

... and Chipotle.

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Kalga @ Jepp, just one of those days.

Boom headshot!

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Kalga @ I just have a feeling, she wants me...

The hunter always knows the prefect opportunity to pounce on its prey...

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Kalga @ Poor Hogan :(

So, step brothers then?

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Kalga @ Mark with an X

Please do not molest the tree...

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Kalga @ The cops!

Another reason why everyone should equip a minelayer in the trunk of their car...

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Kalga @ Politics

Only if the other side isn't smart enough to sign a prenup...

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Kalga @ misc 193

I was trying to make it look the like BoP was going "Ara ara"... XD

Although actually the BoP wasn't that large, I was just abusing depth perception (the feddie ship was actually a couple hundred meters behind the BoP, in actuality their size difference wasn't that much)

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Kalga @ temp

It's entertaining. XD

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Kalga @ Humor, satire, parody

The micro-transactions must flow!

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Kalga @ ...

Let the bodies hit the floor!

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Kalga @ ...

Guess he finally snapped after all the abuse he and his kind suffered from their human makers...

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Kalga @ ...

This is where you use another language... so blanco power?

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Kalga @ ...

Initially I thought it would be monster girl waifus under the bed, but this is fine too...

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Kalga @ Long time no $$$

What dark magic did he use to see such an impossible sight?

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Kalga @ Aww...

On the bright side, if all the prison guards are also like this FBI loli here...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Kalga @ I would scream for help too

Hey lady, that's not your purse!

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Kalga @ ...

Not all birds are equal it seems...

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Kalga @ ... oh no..

Well, as long as it's anal what's the difference?

(I mean, presumably them taking it up the *** and not you)

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Kalga @ HAD xD

All the more reason to not waste food, you don't want that death to be in vain!

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