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Three people get captured by indians while walking through the woods. they say "ok, we will let you live if you find some fruit." the first guy comes back with grapes. they tell him "if you can shove those up your ass without laughing, we will let you live." so he gets almost all of them in and bursts out laughing. "why did you laugh?" "cuz the next guy came back with a pineapple!" so they kill him. they tell the guy with the pinapple "if you can shove that up your ass without laughing, we will let you live." he gets it almost all the way in and just bursts out laughing. "why the fuck did you laugh?!" "cuz the third guys got a watermelon!!" aaaaaaaaaanyway, im into pretty much anything that has giant robots or mechs. i love spiders, i love mechs, put them together, omg. same thing with centipedes. i love legos. i frequently use the free program called Lego Digital Designer. pretty easy. hard at first but its fun to use once you get to know it. i love to make my legos pose.

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IMAZOMBIE358
IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ GDI Rig Mk II: Sonic Reclamator Rig (SRR)

i can imagine a 'permanent harvesting system' would work by transferring the harvested/refined tiberium along power line style structures. faster income with a downside of the 'lines' being destructible.

universe at war hasa similar mechanic exclusive to the novus faction, and it really gives them a much needed edge. the towers connect via power lines which units can travel on to go long distances fast. units can use any tower to get to any other connected tower relatively instantly. the balance for this is that the towers are very weak. cheap to mass produce but weak. maybe this mod could make the ai faction make use of this. the novus are also completely ai.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ GDI Lockdown APC

i have to agree that the door on the side doesnt fit as an apc door. an apc would have a bigger doorand in the rear or front.

but it does look like a heavy recon vehicle. if it had a small tank gun id say it could be a light tank, but as it is, it mostly looks like an up-armored ifv

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ Revamp Expansion Mod 2.0 Beta 1.1P2

i have to agree with arimansiah on the dragon's speed. it is merely a wall of death that isnt even as effective as it looks. against non-experimentals sure. a small group of cheaper experimentals can bum rush it. the only dragons i know of that are slow at all are big and fat in almost every way. if they arent fat, they are fast as **** or at least faster than most. this thing looks like its straight out of armored core, and NOTHING in armored core is slow. if this thing had weapons jutting out from under every scale and joint on its body, id understand its speed, but it does NOT.

every time i look at it, i do not see a dragon on a rampage. i see a dragon chained down by the dev of a mod who is too afraid that using it properly will unbalance the game.

but if you dont want to use it properly, why even have it? at this point its just a bulldozer dressed up like a sports car.

it looks even too fast for an experimental. as a hovering t3 unit shooting around the battlefield faster than any t3, sure.

but oh no, aerodynamic wings and afterburners do not make things fly. it is their blocky, hundred ton armor plates, massive crawler tank tracks and 800mm main guns that make experimentals fly in the revamp mod.

i doubt anyone is even reading this comment section.

just watch, the dev will home in on this comment like a homeless man to a nice couch.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

ooooreos again. oreo was the second biggest, and the meanest. tennor wasnt mean per say, just very hyperactive and would occasionally pick a fight with the other two, but oreo would pick a fight with them quite often, and would always win. tennor would only ever win against combo, but thats because she wouldnt fight back hahahah

oreo is still around today. she hasnt grown much bigger.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

this is oreo again. i put my necron triarch stalker model kit on her just for ***** and giggles.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

this is oreo(right) and tennor(left).

tennor was the runt of the three, but he felt like he really had to compensate for his size, and was thus the most hyper, and second meanest, next to oreo.

my ex, kori, named him tennor because his meow was extremely high pitched, which no matter how powerful he tried to act, would always end up making a fool of himself with his super kitten meow.

he went missing for a veeery long time a few years ago, he showed up sometime during the beginning of this year, all grown up. we fed him and he disappeared again. havent seen him since.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

same moment from the last one. combo, oreo(middle) and fat, their step brother(my dad named him bob but i call him fat because he is adorable fat)

this moment is actually quite funny, i asked my dad for his camera so i could go take some pics of stuff for my friends, i walk out the kitchen door and BAM theres three cats.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

velcrow had two litters, one with cheesepuff and three other kittens, her second litter was with arizona and little bear, the mom of this one and two others.

this is combo, i named her combo because she was a combination of a bunch of cats.

she was the biggest kitten, but actually kept to herself most of the time and ended up being the metaphorical punching bag kitten for the other two, oreo and tennor.

i have not seen her in maybe four years

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

myself a few years ago when i was visiting my brother up north. my dad and i were at a hotel restaurant where my dad insisted i let him take a picture of me. the coat makes me look a LOT bigger than i actually am, which is why i love it.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

the same spider. these are a breed of water spiders that have the two awesome abilities of skimming very fast along the water's surface, and they can submerge underwater and still breath because the hairs make a bubble of air around them. its very cool to see. they arent any more harmful than your average garden spider.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

the biggest spider i have ever handled. ive seen bigger at pet stores, and ive asked to handle them but the store owners dont want any accidents soooo...

this is one of the two types of spiders that make their homes in the two corrugated sheet metal tunnels near my house. waist deep water filled with mud and sticks, with little white spider webs every few feet along the tunnel.

some i could poke with nothing happening...

others i could poke and it would WIGGLE AND ID BE LIKE **** **** **** ****...

because i love spiders, but that doesnt mean im stupid. this one i provoked to bite me out of curiosity, and it ******* hurt, but it was nothing compared to a yellow jacket's sting.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

my cousin....something, on the left, my cousin shawna in the middle and myself on the right. this was at my gramp's funeral. i love and hate that suit. i love it because it fit me really ******* well, i hate it because the collar destroyed my neck and the shoes, which are incredibly ******* pointy, obliterated my ankles. but i guess a 500$ suit costs more than 500$ if you count how uncomfortable it is...

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

i was on a trucking run with dad and i got to see a lot of awesome things. this bulk shipping area was one of them.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

my gramps. i miss him.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

cheesepuff and star splayed out after a long day of running around.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

star's favorite place was behind the food bag...

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

star being a goofball thinking the food is in the litter bag...

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

the laaaaast chicken.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

star again

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

this is a pic of half of the first litter velcrow had. my ex, kori, named the orange one cheesepuff because when he was really super kitten, he looked like a cheesepuff, a ball of fur haha

the other one my mom named star because she had a star shape on her forehead. she disappeared a loooong time ago.

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

the chickens again. we named the big one blacxican because he was black and red, like a mexican and a black person hahaha

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

this is my huge ******* ****. i found it in the metal class scrap bin and thought "HEY THIS LOOKS LIKE A GNARLY WEAPON" and i kept it. i dont know where it is now..haha

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

our chickens. we use to have quite a few, freeranging them was a mistake because freeranged chickens have very tough meat...and they mostly all got eaten by things other than us lol.

this is a picture of the last four after we had them butchered. we kept four out of sentimentality and eggs. the one in the middle is the king. he kept the bad things away from his three hens. i miss them...

eventually, all but the one in the back was left, which was meh...she survived really long, but she used my dad's wooden workbench in the garage as her nest, and ended up being pooped on quiiiite a bit...

so he killed her...

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IMAZOMBIE358
IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

this and the before pic was actually the first day i saw her. we fed her and she stuck around and became our cat. then had some kittens.

this specific image was where i was pointing something at her and she decided to play bite it for some reason. idk why lol

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IMAZOMBIE358
IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ woo hooey pics

this is velcrow, the gramma kitty. she is no longer around...

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IMAZOMBIE358
IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ SC2 Mod Manager Release 07/10/17 RC2

really? i cant wait then. hopefully there will be some new units.

i hope the community is still alive though...

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IMAZOMBIE358
IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ SC2 Mod Manager Release 07/10/17 RC2

wooooow

first update in a long time...are you guys still working on this mod?

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ A possible future for RVE

OMFG you couldve just said "its dark to show off the glow, and i didnt really spend much work on the map"

no need to blow up in my face.

also, IM NOT TRYING TO **** YOU OFF HERE BUT IM USING CAPS TO MAKE SURE YOU READ IT CLEARLY

WHAT IS THE STATUS ON THE MOD?

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IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ A possible future for RVE

am i the only one who sees it as really dark? the grass is barely visible. id guess that this was intended to be at night but the trees and rock are too bright.

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IMAZOMBIE358
IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments @ harvester dock screenshot

caaaaant wait...soon as this mod comes out, im gonna drop my other games and go get cnc kanes wrath JUST FOR THIS MOD

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