• Register

Three people get captured by indians while walking through the woods.

they say "ok, we will let you live if you find some fruit."

the first guy comes back with grapes. they tell him "if you can shove those up your ass without laughing, we will let you live."

so he gets almost all of them in and bursts out laughing.

"why did you laugh?"

"cuz the next guy came back with a pineapple!" so they kill him.

they tell the guy with the pinapple "if you can shove that up your ass without laughing, we will let you live."

he gets it almost all the way in and just bursts out laughing.

"why the fuck did you laugh?!"

"cuz the third guys got a watermelon!!"

aaaaaaaaaanyway, im into pretty much anything that has giant robots or mechs. i love spiders, i love mechs, put them together, omg. same thing with centipedes. i love legos. i frequently use the free program called Lego Digital Designer. pretty easy. hard at first but its fun to use once you get to know it. i love to make my legos pose.

  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
My Blogs

No blogs were found matching the criteria specified. We suggest you try the blog list with no filter applied, to browse all available. Join now to share your own content, we welcome creators and consumers alike and look forward to your comments.

Start a group Groups
3D Artists Group

3D Artists Group

1,262 members Arts & Literature

Are you a 3D artist? Are you looking for some inspiration? Do you just want to collaborate or know who your fellow ModDB artists are? Doesn't matter what...

Post comment Comments  (0 - 10 of 27)
Admiral_Nemo
Admiral_Nemo - - 5,294 comments

You have got some cool builds here! Looking forward to see more.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
IMAZOMBIE358 Creator
IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments

thanks. ive uploaded some more

Reply Good karma+1 vote
narh...
narh... - - 353 comments

You should make a lego supreme commander mod

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Tugrul25
Tugrul25 - - 29 comments

Online, plz come fast :D:D

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Tugrul25
Tugrul25 - - 29 comments

On land u have to expand for metal, important

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Tugrul25
Tugrul25 - - 29 comments

zombieee come onnnnnn wanna playyyyy, i c u online but AFK :S

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Tugrul25
Tugrul25 - - 29 comments

damn u live in US and i in the netherlands, it will be hard to play together 1v1 :D

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
IMAZOMBIE358 Creator
IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments

how old are you anyway? im 20.

Reply Good karma+1 vote
Tugrul25
Tugrul25 - - 29 comments

14 XD as u see on my profile, but dont think that i cant play because i am 14 :)

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
IMAZOMBIE358 Creator
IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments

i belive you will probably beat me if you do rushes but if you let me sit, you wont stand a chance. my favorite thing to do is play on a map i call 8 way brawl. i go 3v 1 with hard ais and i set all resources to 10000. thats me and the ais. i let them sit, they let me sit and usually an hour later i have an impenetrable base. i set them so they dont attack me till i attack them. yeah their bases are overflowing with defenses but i usually have a wall of vulcans, aa guns and a ring of resource gens inside it. that gives me the ability to spit out cores as fast as experimentals.

Reply Good karma+1 vote
Tugrul25
Tugrul25 - - 29 comments

Look on online there are rules: recources 1000, dead commander game end, LOS true, mapping mode mapped, cheats disallowed, respawn random and we usually play land maps so no metal or u wont improve

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Schnitzel_Truck
Schnitzel_Truck - - 409 comments

im same as you. I build huge base but i dont expand much, I just sit in my corner making nuke cannons.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
Tugrul25
Tugrul25 - - 29 comments

Expandddd that is important

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
IMAZOMBIE358 Creator
IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments

? not on 8 way brawl. its a 51 x 51 metal map. i only play on metal maps. i like to expand, but not since nuke cannons. the islands on it are big enough to fit a ring of exp metal and energy gens in it and still be able to move an olympus through it. its big ***. though, if you go to download it, you need to get the ta map editor called annihilator so you can change the water to...not be acidic and so the metal works like a metal map.

Reply Good karma+1 vote
Tugrul25
Tugrul25 - - 29 comments

51x51 issoooo big :P, we play like 16x 12 or something

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Schnitzel_Truck
Schnitzel_Truck - - 409 comments

I agree. Wayyy too huge.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
IMAZOMBIE358 Creator
IMAZOMBIE358 - - 1,492 comments

urr? i just build lots of cores but ive neva had the need cuz even with the hard ai 3 v 1, theres no need to. never really needed to build such a force. hmmm....looks like we need to have epic experimental battles.

Reply Good karma+1 vote
Post a comment

Your comment will be anonymous unless you join the community. Or sign in with your social account:

X