Hello and welcome! This is BOTCH_CARA's page where I post several things and stuffs, bullcrap or not. I am a gamer who plays classic as well as modern games like Doom, Dark Souls, GTA, DOTA and many more. I also like to create stories like the one below. Don't be shy to write down your opinion or reaction to my story. Feel free to comment or ask about me; Oh, and any inappropriate comments that is against me just for insult and trolling will be erased and the writer of the comment will be reported. Seriously, not cool. If you say that my life is full of shit, please, give me a proper reason. Remember, whoever you are, you know only a fragment of me. Fanart pics (if I used one and I didn't know) belong to their respective owners. ENJOY!
Hello my fellow doomers. Apologies for the shit ton number of absences. But here I am, reminding you of my current story aka the MOTHERFUCKING DOOMGUY'S ADVENTURE IS NOW AT WATTPAD FOR BADASS REASONS:
"You just placed your story there. Whats the point of reading it again-"
HOLD YER DICK FOR JUST A SECOND. The story is now a MULTIVERSE CROSSOVER, not just for a dating sim game. Meaning our beloved marine will meet your favorite characters. Be it in a cartoon, anime, game, movie or even a book! Plus, there are some additional revisions to make it link to the main concept!
So if you wanna see more? Go here, here here!!:
From there you can see my other work, or chat with me if you want to.
Anyways, I am busy playing WADs and PK3s created by our talented Doom modders. So since I am downloading a new WAD today which is Zionv8, maybe I can do some random, non-sensible ramblings. So where to start...
1. Doom 2016, what is happening?
Well, it has been months since we ripped and tore demons "modernizingly" (yeah, not a legit word but whatever), there hasn't been updates about the game, only awards like being the best FPS (gameinformer and others, except IGN.... screw Overwatch), and some fanart admiration. That is a good thing, nothing bad or something, but the thing is that there has been no recent updates about gameplay. I am not asking for a sequel because creating that needs effort and time, and I believe that they are making one (hinted by Mick Gordon in a Noclip interview). The thing that I am looking for is.... some features in the SnapMap. Yeah, I know, I know, SnapMap is shit that it has been forgotten by some. But c'mon, you know what I mean; tweak the feature like adding some more props and game logics. Add something that will please gamers like PC "elitists" like no memory limit PC exclusive and Mod support. Just something like that and you'll earn more respects.
2. For Honor or Fuck Honor?
As a medieval fan, I admire medieval games like Skyrim, Dark Souls, and Dragon Age. I haven't played For Honor but I will base the game by the videos and commentaries of some people who played it, so brace for biased opinions. So anyways..... What the hell happened to this game? Not that it really sucks but how it was played by gamers. I find it hilarious but at the same time disappointing. How ironic, it was named "For Honor" but the players show no honor. YEAH I AM TALKING ABOUT THE DARK SOULS PLAYERS! *ahem* yeah, I experienced playing Dark Souls but the "tactics" was implemented in the game itself. Like, uhh, rolling over scrubs and shoving them off to environmental dangers such as cliffs, fires, and spikes, yeah spikes. I am not saying that I despise DS players but come on, give them scrubs some fun. No wonder why the majority hated this game. and please, for the love of God, stop using the fat samurai, NERF THAT FUCKER (lol)
Speaking of which, aside from Dank players, the servers are also a reason why many hated this game. Yep, many said about experiencing P2P, NAT and kick-out issues. I am not sure what are those acronyms mean but whatever it is, its problems fuck up the immersion of the gameplay, multiplayer to be exact. Read their facebook page that they finally eradicated the NAT issues, but P2P and random kick-outs is now the next problem. I hope that this game will return to its roots.
Okay, my download is complete, time to RIP AND TEAR! Maybe I can do another rambling? Maybe next time, thanks for lending your time to those who made this far (though this blog is too short). See yah, and don't stop ripping and tearing!!
I did some sound editing yesterday. So I was wondering: What will I make? So I skim for some music and maybe do some remixes just for fun and improve my editing skills. So the first thing that came into my mind was Doom 2016 so I searched for some soundtracks. I noticed that I can't find the E1M1 soundtrack used in the first E3 trailer released in June 2015. I searched for the soundtrack but most of them are covers and the techno versions used in the Alpha. There are some but short like the title drop soundtrack of the full game. So I asked myself: What if you can make the E1M1 riff? I have some doubts but it's worth a try. So I opened some vids that has some parts of E1M1 (like the wood sculpting of the revenant vid.) and converted it into mp3. Then I open some sound editors where you can trim, merge other mp3 files and amplify for quality. It took me around 1 hour to finish it. It is not much but hey, it's my second time doing sound editing (first is some remixes for our family party). I'll post the vid here to let me hear/see your opinions about it.
PART 8: The "Great" Communicator
Out of the night that covers the village. Of bells ringing above the door; a man with a green suit enters a building which he is familiar with. “Ahh, back to ye olde bar.” DOOMGUY said as he deeply inhaled the aroma. He sat in front of the counter patiently waiting for a bartender. The place is filled with orange and yellow ambience. Cold air coming from an air conditioner breezes around the bar.
“Well, I guess I need a break for a while.” He removed his visor and placed it on top of the counter. He brought out his HunieBee and saw a tiny red light blinking on its antenna. He tapped the light many times but alas nothing happened. He looked around to see somewhat a familiar face talking to someone. It was the seductive girl talking to another girl, probably his next target after he is done.
“It is the person that you seek.” VEGA told the marine. He nodded and ordered the AI to record what is happening with the use of the visor. He ordered a few drinks for him to relax with as VEGA does his bidding.
“Hey Lola, awww you bitch, you didn’t tell me you were back in town!” The seductive girl said.
“Hey lover! Just got in a couple days ago. Missed you!”
“Excuses! You know you’re supposed to check in with me as soon as you hit the ground. Don’t let that stewardess job get you!”
The girl laughed. “Of course! What was I thinking? I’m sorry honey, won’t happen again.”
“That’s more like it!”
“How’ve you been my darling? Staying out of trouble?”
“Well, I try but trouble has a hard time staying out of me.”
The girl again laughed. “Sooo, I take it work is good?” she asked.
“Never better.” She replied. “But enough about me. What’s goin’ on girl? Any new mischief to share?”
“Ugh, where do I start?” she rolled her eyes. “Quake-“
“Hold that thought. Have a seat. I’m gonna go grab your drink. I want to hear all about it.”
“ahhh, I’d love to…”
“But…?” she let out a pale look.
“…Yeah, I’ve got an early day tomorrow. I just stopped in for a second.”
“Ahhh, coooome ooon. You’re not going to make me sit here and drink all by myself are you?”
DOOMGUY twitched for what he heard. From a distance, he looked at them.
“Uhm, can I have a cocktail?” DOOMGUY asked the bartender. “And give it to that girl…” He pointed.
“Raincheck.” The girl said. “I’ll call you later this week; girls night out, all the way.”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get outta here already.”
“Love you babe.” She kissed her at the cheek and left the bar.
DOOMGUY wore his visor. “Well, its show time!” he said. However, he was interrupted by VEGA. “Unknown power detected.” The AI told him. Alerted, DOOMGUY clenched his fist, almost breaking the goblet. He suddenly felt a soft grasp; he looked behind and saw Kyu. “I almost thought you are the demons.” He softens, placing his goblet on top of the counter. “So what’s the advice on that girl?”
Kyu examined closely. “Hmmm… Ohhh, Milf alert!” she said. “Looks like a total cougar too. I don’t think you realize the gravity of the situation here.”
“And why is that?” the marine asked.
“This is what seperates the men from the boys.” She replied. “You’ve got to be aggressive, just like what you do. That nice guy shit isn’t gonna cut it.”
She disappeared, leaving DOOMGUY thinking of something, “What aggressive?” DOOMGUY shrugged and approached the seductive girl. “Hey, VEGA. What do I do?!” he whispered to the AI.
“I suggest of reciprocating the personality of the girl. Be seductive.” VEGA advised.
“In your words Mr. Kane, being horny.”
“Alright, I think I- WHAT THE HELL?!”
“You have to take the risk, sir.”
DOOMGUY sighed. “I hope this will work, or else I will donate you to JTC3 University!” He said. He continued approaching the girl. “Uhh, Hey beautiful! That is uh- a supremely nice set of tits. 11/10 would play!” the doubtful marine complimented.
“Aren’t they? What can I say? I’m blessed.” The girl said. DOOMGUY was surprised of her response. “I don’t believe I’ve had a pleasure of meeting you. The cute ones are always hiding.” She continued.
“Well, one of the cute ones is talking to you right now.” DOOMGUY said as he looked at his fingernails, though it is covered by green metal.
”It must be you luck day.” The girl seductively said. “Hun, do me a favor and help me out with my empty glass? Pretty please?
The DoomSlayer made a devilish green as he grabbed a bottle of wine and poured it on the girl’s glass. Luckily, the girl is not terrified if not for the visor to conceal his face.
So that is it for Part 8. If you read the story completely, you'll notice that VEGA called the marine "Mr. Kane". Hmm, what's goin' on? What is DOOMGUY hiding? The other one is Quake, well we all know the upcoming Quake game called Quake Champions. Judging by the name and the short teaser itself, chances that the game will look like Overwatch, but I ain't complaining. Good or bad, I'm still playing it. Who knows? DOOM got overly criticized after E3 and when the final game has been released, it kicked ass! Maybe Quake will be on the same path, WHO KNOWS?! BOTCH_CARA out!
Okay, let's not look like an ass here, I have returned. I have a new laptop now thanks to my parents. Now, time to continue my story. The so-called "epilogue" I have created is a little but straightforward, am I right? Well, time to fix it. The next chapter will be out tomorrow since it will be Friday. For now, I will think of a plot for the upcoming chapter of DOOMGUY's ADVENTURES which is about the seductive girl and revealing his true name (as requested by .Gumi) So stay tuned, Doomers and Huniepopers!
Hey guys! I-uh have bad news. My laptop broke down, and you know what that means... so does the story... Yeah, a reason why I haven't post shites for like a week already. I'm writing this using my phone and writing the story using this will be hard, maybe even impossible. So due to all of this, the story will not be updated until I find a way or bought a new laptop. I apologize for keeping all of you waiting for nothing.
P.S. I am planning to do another story after DA:H, it is quite inspired by Dark Souls, Skyrim, and Diablo. In short, medieval. You will find out soon...
Hmm... I have an idea! When I'm done with the main adventure of DOOMGUY, I'm gonna post a "lost part" where DOOMGUY will meet Erynn, a girl who is a special character from the HuniePop creepypasta. Trust me I already have an idea on how will it "flow through". Oh and once you've read it, you're not going to sleep tonight. No I am serious, this might contain very creepy shits that will erect your goosebumps to its limit. But fret not, DOOMGUY is there to kick some ass if things go shitsy (hopefully). If you're wondering what the creepypasta is I will post the link here. Have a fun day! Someordinarygamers.wikia.com
PART 7: Waltz with Beli
“Life has changed since I went into a bar and celebrate my victory against the icon of sin. Kyu went in and talked the sh*t out of me into getting into girls. To be honest, I find it inappropriate because it’s girls! And I can’t talk to girls. However, I am surprised to what is happening to me right now since I met Kyu. It’s like that she granted me the adventure I’ve wished for. Not only that, and because of her, I am now a different person. I rarely talk to strangers since my first day in the UAC but she managed to force me into opening my territories, resetting me anew.
Well, sh*t… I hope that this will help me improve my socialization otherwise I might BFG another grove. But the question is: Even though she is aiding me, is she leading me to the right path? Well, she is a love fairy but I am getting a sudden feeling that things might go… inappropriate as I progress further. Nah, I am willing to find out what might happen next, either it is good or bad. But whatever it will be, it’s lowering my sense of bravery. Today me and Beli are going to the mall and do some feasting for a while. She is a nice girl, not gonna lie there. I wonder how this “date” will turn out. End of log.”
“You seem to be busy with your phone, DOOMGUY?” Beli asked as she gently chews her food. DOOMGUY noticed and immediately hid his phone, “I’m just blogging. Have you ever tried it?”
“No, I prefer writing my stories and entries in my diary.” She replied. “Writing your entries in the technology can be revealed with just a hack.”
“Let them or they will- erm, I will hack back.” DOOMGUY jested. Beli finished her food but it didn’t sate her hunger. She stared at DOOMGUY’s unfinished pizza which he noticed, “You can have my pizza if you want.” DOOMGUY said. Beli looked away, “Oh no, thanks.” She refused.
“Oh don’t feign, Beli. I know you want it.” DOOMGUY smiled.
“No, it’s just that I hate junk food. It’s full of calories.”
“It ruins my diet…”
DOOMGUY rolled his eyes. He gently pushed the plate that has the pizza near to her, “Don’t worry. I won’t be mad if it makes you fat. After all, I seek girls by personality.” The marine stated.
“You do?” Beli blushed. “I’m surprised; you’re not one of those… guys.”
“People these days, in the end of the day, all we care about are looks. No one falls in love with their personality at first sight.” DOOMGUY said. Beli nodded as she grabbed her fork and knife and sliced a part of the pizza, “Well, I can just get a slice of it. I really like you, DOOMGUY. You are wise and spoke the truth, well… a painful truth. You know what they say, Love is blind.” Beli stated.
While the spiritual girl is eating the pizza, DOOMGUY let out his phone again and saw three messages from Kyanna and Tiffany. DOOMGUY looked on each messages one-by-one and read first the message of Kyanna.
“40!!! I finally got 40 push-ups in one set! Omg I was sweating like a pig after that workout, lol! Next time, I’m going for 50!! And then up until I reach your so called “666 push-ups”.” She texted. She also attached a picture of herself doing so.
DOOMGUY nodded, “Good luck, mate.” He whisphered. The next message is from Tiffany. “Omg! My bestie took this pic in class when I wasn’t looking. Uh-oh, panty shot! >.<; so embarrassing…” She messaged; again she posted a pic of herself.
“Man, I sometimes don’t get girls. If it is really that embarrassing then why the Hell send me this pic? Are they so sociable with me that they want to show their “panty shot” to me? If so, then wow; I’m the luckiest man on earth, erm, marine.” He silently stated his opinion. He hid his phone and looked at Beli, “Did that satisfy you?” he asked. Beli giggled, “Oh, it did.” She replied. DOOMGUY’s visor’s screen flickered blue again, “I’ve heard that there is a ice skating rink somewhere here in the mall. You want to check it out?” the DoomSlayer asked.
Beli agreed and they immediately stood up. As they head to their point of interest, Beli gently grasped the marine’s left arm, “I feel secured when you’re beside me…” she said meekly. DOOMGUY reciprocated. Beli blushed and giggled softly, “I’m so happy to be with you…” she happily stated. They have reached the ice skating rink, “I’m not quite good at this.” Beli admitted. DOOMGUY slightly smiled, “Don’t worry, I will support you. Just imagine that I am a green sturdy pillar for you to hold onto.” He said with a soft laugh. They went in the rink, Beli slightly lost her balance but she would have fell if not for DOOMGUY supporting her by holding her hand.
“Tell me, how did you learn how to ice skate?” Beli asked.
“I’ve learned to when I was a young rascal.” DOOMGUY laughed. “I remember my father saying that I skate worse than Hitler.”
Beli also laughed, “Well, at least you did not fell nein times” she laughingly said.
DOOMGUY was about to let out his HunieBee but he thought to himself that he can’t just finish the date with just a swipe. “Beli is a nice girl and I want to make her happy in a manly way.” DOOMGUY said. However, he had doubts that he might not succeed without the help of the HunieBee but he cared less. He grabbed both of her hands, “Come, let me teach you.” He said.
Beli blushed and smiled, “Sure! Just don’t let go of me.” She told him. And so DOOMGUY taught her how to skate. Beli was getting a hang of it but she suddenly lost her balance. Seeing her in trouble, DOOMGUY embraced her to avoid injuries. With a bit of effort, he managed to regain her balance. Beli blushed, “Oh, my. That’s so embarrassing!” she said. She quickly let go and again lost her balance. DOOMGUY again embraced her, “You’ll lose balance if you let go of me. “ DOOMGUY said meekly. He regained her balance; DOOMGUY wrapped his hands around her waist, “I can’t just do all the hugging you know?” he charmingly told her.
She blushed again and placed her hands onto the marine’s chest plate. Still blushing, she slowly wrapped her arms around the marine’s neck. Orange filter surrounds them as the bright light twinkled. Beli smiled and placed her head on DOOMGUY’s chin part, “See, it wasn’t that bad” DOOMGUY said. Their embraced tightens. (Insert some romantic song/music here)
After an hour, they left the mall and strolled at the park. They sat on a bench beneath a Sakura tree with their hands held to each other. “I hope to see you again, DOOMGUY.” Beli said.
“I will, Beli.” DOOMGUY told her.
“Pinky promise?” she asked, showing her pinky.
“Pinky promise…” DOOMGUY reciprocated and their pinkies grasped to each other.
That's the end of part 7. Another delay 'cuz power went out last night. Part 8 will be out soon. DOOMGUY improved a lot but does it lead him to the right path? BOTCH_CARA out.
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